Brian Hayes
@cawriter.bsky.social
Retired English teacher, Cubs and Bears fan, animal lover.
I think that just might be illegal.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I think that just might be illegal.
CIA Deputy Director Higgins to Joe Turner (Condor in "Three Days of the Condor"), after Turner has told him that he's given evidence of a CIA conspiracy to the New York Times:
"How do you know they'll print it?"
"How do you know they'll print it?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
CIA Deputy Director Higgins to Joe Turner (Condor in "Three Days of the Condor"), after Turner has told him that he's given evidence of a CIA conspiracy to the New York Times:
"How do you know they'll print it?"
"How do you know they'll print it?"
Introducing the 24-carat Golden Trump Burger. Served to visiting heads of state. Take one home in a box. No refrigeration necessary.
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Introducing the 24-carat Golden Trump Burger. Served to visiting heads of state. Take one home in a box. No refrigeration necessary.
"Antifa types." Like these?
October 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Antifa types." Like these?
Anyone congratulating Trump on being a peacemaker should familiarize itself with this:
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Anyone congratulating Trump on being a peacemaker should familiarize itself with this:
Because you never know when a raccoon terrorist will strike.
October 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Because you never know when a raccoon terrorist will strike.
BREAKING NEWS:
NATO and the European Union have announced they will send military support to Portland, Oregon in light of the Trump invasion.
"We can't stand by idly and watch our war-ravaged allies be invaded by an avaricious dictator," said one official.
NATO and the European Union have announced they will send military support to Portland, Oregon in light of the Trump invasion.
"We can't stand by idly and watch our war-ravaged allies be invaded by an avaricious dictator," said one official.
October 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
NATO and the European Union have announced they will send military support to Portland, Oregon in light of the Trump invasion.
"We can't stand by idly and watch our war-ravaged allies be invaded by an avaricious dictator," said one official.
NATO and the European Union have announced they will send military support to Portland, Oregon in light of the Trump invasion.
"We can't stand by idly and watch our war-ravaged allies be invaded by an avaricious dictator," said one official.
This happened in Florida:
October 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This happened in Florida:
Fox Ooze is reporting that Trump is considering putting tariffs on dirt, oxygen and water. "It's time that Mother Nature kicks in her fair share," he said at a wind farm outside Deadbird, North Dakota. "Patriots can't be asked to do everything."
September 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Fox Ooze is reporting that Trump is considering putting tariffs on dirt, oxygen and water. "It's time that Mother Nature kicks in her fair share," he said at a wind farm outside Deadbird, North Dakota. "Patriots can't be asked to do everything."
Still waiting on any report from anywhere that a friend or family member has been lifted skyward and is no longer with us. If it happens to you, please take a picture with your phone as you depart.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Still waiting on any report from anywhere that a friend or family member has been lifted skyward and is no longer with us. If it happens to you, please take a picture with your phone as you depart.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
These are your medical experts now. One of them advises you based on his "feelings." The other advises you based on rumor and conspiracy theories.
They both want you to ignore real physicians and scientists, the CDC, and the NIH. Because those are bad people.
Stay healthy, my friends.
They both want you to ignore real physicians and scientists, the CDC, and the NIH. Because those are bad people.
Stay healthy, my friends.
September 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
These are your medical experts now. One of them advises you based on his "feelings." The other advises you based on rumor and conspiracy theories.
They both want you to ignore real physicians and scientists, the CDC, and the NIH. Because those are bad people.
Stay healthy, my friends.
They both want you to ignore real physicians and scientists, the CDC, and the NIH. Because those are bad people.
Stay healthy, my friends.
Lost amid the Russia-Ukraine War, the school shootings, the gestapo ICE raids, the Charlie Kirk assassination, the Epstein Files coverup, the Jimmy Kimmel suspension, the Trump tariffs is the single most existential crisis we face: climate change.
Failure to act will make these other issues mute.
Failure to act will make these other issues mute.
September 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Lost amid the Russia-Ukraine War, the school shootings, the gestapo ICE raids, the Charlie Kirk assassination, the Epstein Files coverup, the Jimmy Kimmel suspension, the Trump tariffs is the single most existential crisis we face: climate change.
Failure to act will make these other issues mute.
Failure to act will make these other issues mute.
That's not a threat. This is a threat.
September 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
That's not a threat. This is a threat.
In a robust democracy, bullshit like this would be debunked and ridiculed before the sun went down. Unless the national news media, the democrats, and the republicans find their courage, fairy tales like this will be accepted as truth.
September 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
In a robust democracy, bullshit like this would be debunked and ridiculed before the sun went down. Unless the national news media, the democrats, and the republicans find their courage, fairy tales like this will be accepted as truth.
John Vaillant would agree with you. Highly recommended.
September 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
John Vaillant would agree with you. Highly recommended.
