tom
@catturd2.bsky.social
cybersec reporter. never given $50k in a shoebox to some guys
proactively establishing that any latter-day checkmark freaks yelling at me in the replies are worse
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
proactively establishing that any latter-day checkmark freaks yelling at me in the replies are worse
we have words for it too. pale blue and dark blue
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
we have words for it too. pale blue and dark blue
it's a gooning thing you wouldn't understand
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
it's a gooning thing you wouldn't understand
we just adopted a kitten that wandered into our backyard and the little fucker just has to sleep his daily feast off for 18 hours a day
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
we just adopted a kitten that wandered into our backyard and the little fucker just has to sleep his daily feast off for 18 hours a day
invented a new way of jerking off so that your secretary cant see it (she can)
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
invented a new way of jerking off so that your secretary cant see it (she can)
I wont pay you but if you want to solve my mod conflicts I'll make false promises of payment
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I wont pay you but if you want to solve my mod conflicts I'll make false promises of payment