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cybersec reporter. never given $50k in a shoebox to some guys
Wrong
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
reinforcing my belief system that memes are newspeak
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
or - hear me out - it's almost as though he did these acts with these other guys and didn't actually blackmail them because they all liked doing it together and wanted to continue doing it together
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You are... stronger than us.

But soon, I think... They be stronger than you.
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
is this all voodoo bullshit
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
lol someone thinks the president is going down and is plotting
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
whoops!
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
oh for Christ's sake
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
look ma i'm dragging bodies
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
...Like an attendee at a human trafficking auction in a Liam Neeson movie?
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
ouch
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
gotta give it to the post's cover game, like obviously it's anti but they also know half of brooklyn is getting this framed
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
sorry what. did this guy read the fucking bible
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm still confused that this isn't James Franco he has the same hot dumb guy staring into the distance expression
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
until I read the cast list for The Monkey I did not know Theo James existed. every single time I have seen him I thought he was James Franco
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Larry 3 update: him and Larry 2 are cool. But Larry 1 keeps yeowling at me in what I am translating as "i HATE the kitten. I HATE the kitten"
October 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Advertise on Twitter! Our CEO loves leading harassment lynch mobs against brands at random
October 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sir, a third cat has hit the McKay household
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sir, a third cat has hit the McKay household
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Large group of customers saw the FBI at this pizza joint and noped the fuck out. A few other people seemed to steer clear as well. Has to be terrible for business.
October 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
yes these are going in my tropical fish tank why do you ask
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's freshwater isopod o'clock bitches
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Looks like my aquarium has got some...

Sweet baby crays
October 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
making up a reichstag in my head to get really mad about
October 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Craaaab Lays Chips
Craaaab Lays Chips
Tastes like crab
Also Lays Chips
October 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM