CatsAndDragons
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Cats, dogs, books, faeries, dragons. Cool Ranch Doritos and the BVM
Also teach medieval and other kooky literature to students who don’t know yet how much they will love it. #teamgrendel
Also teach medieval and other kooky literature to students who don’t know yet how much they will love it. #teamgrendel
Wrap him in bubble wrap and keep him safe for opening day.
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Wrap him in bubble wrap and keep him safe for opening day.
Had he just read the Nuzzi excerpts?
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Had he just read the Nuzzi excerpts?
I think the bamboo might be a metaphor.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I think the bamboo might be a metaphor.
I aspire to be the mouse and the architect of my own maze.
Wait. No. That sounds bad.
Wait. No. That sounds bad.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I aspire to be the mouse and the architect of my own maze.
Wait. No. That sounds bad.
Wait. No. That sounds bad.
Vaulted from the sphere of attraction to the sphere of self-flagellation.
Walked right off the balance beam of pseudo-celebrity and onto the uneven bars of unending embarrassment.
Walked right off the balance beam of pseudo-celebrity and onto the uneven bars of unending embarrassment.
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Vaulted from the sphere of attraction to the sphere of self-flagellation.
Walked right off the balance beam of pseudo-celebrity and onto the uneven bars of unending embarrassment.
Walked right off the balance beam of pseudo-celebrity and onto the uneven bars of unending embarrassment.
“An intruder therein”
a white cat is eating food on a wooden floor
Alt: a white cat is doing the cat pre-vomit ballet on a wooden floor
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“An intruder therein”
11 on a Sunday? Way way past my bedtime.
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
11 on a Sunday? Way way past my bedtime.
Always boo. Then boo again. Then boo harder. Boo 2: Electric BOOgaloo.
a man in a suit and tie is saying boo while sitting on a stage .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying boo while sitting on a stage .
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Always boo. Then boo again. Then boo harder. Boo 2: Electric BOOgaloo.
I am finding immense joy in imagining her browsing inflatable costumes, finding this and ordering it, eagerly awaiting its arrival, donning in on Saturday, and then making these cops look like complete idiots as a result. I don’t celebrate her arrest but it makes for a perfect narrative.
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I am finding immense joy in imagining her browsing inflatable costumes, finding this and ordering it, eagerly awaiting its arrival, donning in on Saturday, and then making these cops look like complete idiots as a result. I don’t celebrate her arrest but it makes for a perfect narrative.
“Our beloved brother was beaten and eaten,
His gory grave Grendel’s gullet. Lemme be clear:
Grendel ate him up.”
His gory grave Grendel’s gullet. Lemme be clear:
Grendel ate him up.”
October 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“Our beloved brother was beaten and eaten,
His gory grave Grendel’s gullet. Lemme be clear:
Grendel ate him up.”
His gory grave Grendel’s gullet. Lemme be clear:
Grendel ate him up.”
Have taught this translation since it came out. Doing so again right now!
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Have taught this translation since it came out. Doing so again right now!
Byzantine Bake-Off Showstopper
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Byzantine Bake-Off Showstopper
“Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place.”
October 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place.”
They’re the best during drive weeks.
October 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
They’re the best during drive weeks.