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Redacted Catlord
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Anti Catturd account. The parody of stupidity is intelligence.
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January 27, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Get off my shocks, Lazerbeak!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMdp...
Stan Bush - The Touch (1986)
YouTube video by Master Noise Present (Hard 'n' Heavy in 60fps)
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Someone on my Next Door app said they found a cat, and little else.
Unsure how to respond if they are looking for the owner or favorite recipes.
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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We wouldn't use ICE memes, would we?
January 24, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Don't be a buttnugget when it comes to 4th amendment rights.
You hear me?
No buttnuggeting.
January 22, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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not a single muppet has followed me back. i hate it here
January 21, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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we all went to high school with someone who became an ICE officer and guess what we all hated him then, too
January 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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100% this!👇
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Nothing beats the bond of the overcooked strand between two eggs.
January 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Somebody once told me when I was younger that the ladies love a man who knows bow ties, sooo...
January 4, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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📝👂🏙️ This is what leadership looks like:

✅ show up ➜ 👂 listen ➜ 📝 take notes ➜ 🛠️ fix stuff

EVERY politician should be doing this.

Another _must watch_ video. 🎥‼️

thelibertypear.com/2026/01/03/m...
EVERY politician should be doing this. [Video]
Zohran Mamdani’s team meets with everyday New Yorkers — listening, taking notes, and bringing real feedback into policy.
thelibertypear.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I can't wait for his passing so we can just have a booskie feed of cat memes and people making obscure references to weird TV shows that have nothing to do with zionism.
a man in a suit is holding his finger to his nose .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding his finger to his nose .
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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#IAmBadAtMathematicsBut I have a retirement plan.
December 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Also I'll do pretty much anything a red head tells me to do, but I'm planning on getting therapy for that.
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Can we all just agree to not side eye one another?
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
A redaction slip was found in the files.
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM