Satan would still fit.

Eating your popped corn like a pre-historic reptile is the only civilized way.

All of the hair in this image was imported from Bangladesh.

I don’t know anything about that but it sounds about right. He’s just 100% grossness, a truly loathesome man.

1979 called, it wants its grossest slimeballs back.

A lot of people became aware of what conspicuous consumers they were during the pandemic and they enjoy being less fat.

I noticed this about a guy in another show. I was wondering if he uses an extension on an electric razor to look like shit all the time. (I don’t know anything about face hair management.)

Whoa what’s auto-intoxication where do I sign up

This is kinda mean actually.

I feel like I stayed there that very year.

Seriously never seen that many vultures in one place before. Usually it’s like 2, tops.