catjungle
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My father was Yosemite Sam. This has informed me in ways beyond my control despite his absence.
My father was Yosemite Sam. This has informed me in ways beyond my control despite his absence.
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catjungle
@catjungle.bsky.social
· Nov 29
I can not get off my butt and achieve the thing, so I guess they're right, free will doesn't exist.
Who eats popcorn by picking it up with your tongue like a lizard? 🙋♀️
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Who eats popcorn by picking it up with your tongue like a lizard? 🙋♀️
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All of the hair in this image was imported from Bangladesh.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
All of the hair in this image was imported from Bangladesh.
Look, it’s a fraudulent band with a fraudulent president.
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Look, it’s a fraudulent band with a fraudulent president.
So many ailments available.
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
So many ailments available.
I miss twitter and tweeting. Always some dickhead out to ‘conquer’ everything. Yawn, sigh, etc.
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I miss twitter and tweeting. Always some dickhead out to ‘conquer’ everything. Yawn, sigh, etc.
RFK II must be covered in the glandular excretions of a wide variety of animals to be so irresistible to women.
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
RFK II must be covered in the glandular excretions of a wide variety of animals to be so irresistible to women.
I’ve gone maga against squirrels. I used to think they were cute, but now they’re just bad hombres. (Still a little bit cute.)
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’ve gone maga against squirrels. I used to think they were cute, but now they’re just bad hombres. (Still a little bit cute.)
I’ll just be out here shattering illusions hit me up
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’ll just be out here shattering illusions hit me up
Thankful af 24/7/365.
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Thankful af 24/7/365.
All of the annoying email lists I can somehow never unsubscribe from are very grateful for me.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
All of the annoying email lists I can somehow never unsubscribe from are very grateful for me.
On 290 west near Giddings. To my left, a speeding cybertruck. To my right, 10 healthy vultures feasting on a deer.
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
On 290 west near Giddings. To my left, a speeding cybertruck. To my right, 10 healthy vultures feasting on a deer.
Midnight, November 20, 2025, Austin, Texas.
75 degrees, humidity 82%.
75 degrees, humidity 82%.
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Midnight, November 20, 2025, Austin, Texas.
75 degrees, humidity 82%.
75 degrees, humidity 82%.
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WHY DO ROBOTS HAVE TO WALK ON TWO LEGS, WHY CAN’T THEY JUST WHEEL AROUND, THEY’RE ROBOTS ffs THINK OUTSIDE THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC BOX ya nincompoops
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
WHY DO ROBOTS HAVE TO WALK ON TWO LEGS, WHY CAN’T THEY JUST WHEEL AROUND, THEY’RE ROBOTS ffs THINK OUTSIDE THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC BOX ya nincompoops
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Trying to make robots that walk around like biped humans is the dumbest shit.
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Trying to make robots that walk around like biped humans is the dumbest shit.
I am LITERALLY a barrel of monkeys. A big barrel full of monkeys, all clamoring around, for some reason they can’t get out.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I am LITERALLY a barrel of monkeys. A big barrel full of monkeys, all clamoring around, for some reason they can’t get out.
They say AI is going to destroy the world, but for now I’ll just be enjoying the cats-being-assholes videos.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
They say AI is going to destroy the world, but for now I’ll just be enjoying the cats-being-assholes videos.
Are they sure they want to name Earth’s twin Trappist? Like the cloistered monks? Also it contains the word rapist. We might have a relationship with these guys going forward, maybe we should think this through.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Are they sure they want to name Earth’s twin Trappist? Like the cloistered monks? Also it contains the word rapist. We might have a relationship with these guys going forward, maybe we should think this through.
I want an Olan Mills band photo.
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I want an Olan Mills band photo.
I loled at the
AUTISM
3:16
shirt
AUTISM
3:16
shirt
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I loled at the
AUTISM
3:16
shirt
AUTISM
3:16
shirt
Is there a band called Personal Trainer?
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Is there a band called Personal Trainer?
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