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My father was Yosemite Sam. This has informed me in ways beyond my control despite his absence.
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I can not get off my butt and achieve the thing, so I guess they're right, free will doesn't exist.
Who eats popcorn by picking it up with your tongue like a lizard? 🙋‍♀️
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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All of the hair in this image was imported from Bangladesh.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Look, it’s a fraudulent band with a fraudulent president.
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So many ailments available.
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I miss twitter and tweeting. Always some dickhead out to ‘conquer’ everything. Yawn, sigh, etc.
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
RFK II must be covered in the glandular excretions of a wide variety of animals to be so irresistible to women.
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’ve gone maga against squirrels. I used to think they were cute, but now they’re just bad hombres. (Still a little bit cute.)
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I’ll just be out here shattering illusions hit me up
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Cozy
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Thankful af 24/7/365.
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
All of the annoying email lists I can somehow never unsubscribe from are very grateful for me.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Spirit animal
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
On 290 west near Giddings. To my left, a speeding cybertruck. To my right, 10 healthy vultures feasting on a deer.
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Midnight, November 20, 2025, Austin, Texas.
75 degrees, humidity 82%.
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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WHY DO ROBOTS HAVE TO WALK ON TWO LEGS, WHY CAN’T THEY JUST WHEEL AROUND, THEY’RE ROBOTS ffs THINK OUTSIDE THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC BOX ya nincompoops
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Trying to make robots that walk around like biped humans is the dumbest shit.
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am LITERALLY a barrel of monkeys. A big barrel full of monkeys, all clamoring around, for some reason they can’t get out.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
They say AI is going to destroy the world, but for now I’ll just be enjoying the cats-being-assholes videos.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Are they sure they want to name Earth’s twin Trappist? Like the cloistered monks? Also it contains the word rapist. We might have a relationship with these guys going forward, maybe we should think this through.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I want an Olan Mills band photo.
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I loled at the
AUTISM
3:16
shirt
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Is there a band called Personal Trainer?
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM