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Sum trubble fun is wat I make
I wessles Fig upon da bed
I bites his nek, he bop my hed
We roll awound and den we run
Da Fig and me, we has such fun!
To has a sleep, da mama not
Cuz all in me, a wild I got
#CheddarPoetry #INotMeanToKeepMamaWaked
Sum trubble fun is wat I make
I wessles Fig upon da bed
I bites his nek, he bop my hed
We roll awound and den we run
Da Fig and me, we has such fun!
To has a sleep, da mama not
Cuz all in me, a wild I got
#CheddarPoetry #INotMeanToKeepMamaWaked
Wen mama moobs her feet
I ses Figgy, dat a zom!
Go get it under sheet!
Figgy looks, all kurryus
Until I turn to say
Dat mama's feet, dey taste like chips!
He bite dem rite away
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FiggyWeallyLikesChips #FiggyWakeDaMama #IJusWach
Wen mama moobs her feet
I ses Figgy, dat a zom!
Go get it under sheet!
Figgy looks, all kurryus
Until I turn to say
Dat mama's feet, dey taste like chips!
He bite dem rite away
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FiggyWeallyLikesChips #FiggyWakeDaMama #IJusWach
I piks da bestest bol for mine
We eats our bwekky, one by one
And fill our tummys til we done
#CheddarPoetry #AllOfUsTogeber
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I piks da bestest bol for mine
We eats our bwekky, one by one
And fill our tummys til we done
#CheddarPoetry #AllOfUsTogeber
My callyder: fartycheddarcat.etsy.com
Good on Noem for admitting absolute incompetence.
NOEM: The vetting process all happened under Biden
WELKER: Are you saying he wasn't vetted?
NOEM: Vetting happens when they come into the country and that was completely abandoned under Biden
Good on Noem for admitting absolute incompetence.
Upon da big room's wall
I climes up dem steps wif eez
Da Fig, he wach in aww
I climes up and I climes down
Den bak on top I pose
But Figgy, he jus has confooze
Da steps, he dos not gos
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IDunnoWhyHeNotClimeUpToPlayToo
Upon da big room's wall
I climes up dem steps wif eez
Da Fig, he wach in aww
I climes up and I climes down
Den bak on top I pose
But Figgy, he jus has confooze
Da steps, he dos not gos
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IDunnoWhyHeNotClimeUpToPlayToo
Yoo can has order, dis be how
Jus klik below, da shippy fwee
Den yoo has callyder of me!
fartycheddarcat.etsy.com
#CheddarPoetry #2026Calendar #Callyder #MamaSesIfISells500DenIGetsHoleHam
Yoo can has order, dis be how
Jus klik below, da shippy fwee
Den yoo has callyder of me!
fartycheddarcat.etsy.com
#CheddarPoetry #2026Calendar #Callyder #MamaSesIfISells500DenIGetsHoleHam
Wen mama calls my name
She not noes ware I has goed
She finks I playing game
Hidden in da blankys warm
Ware mama cannot see
I has sleep wile mama looks
All fru da hous for me
#CheddarPoetry #IBeInBlankysOnSofa #IBeAllHid #MamaWakedMeWenSheFindedMe
Wen mama calls my name
She not noes ware I has goed
She finks I playing game
Hidden in da blankys warm
Ware mama cannot see
I has sleep wile mama looks
All fru da hous for me
#CheddarPoetry #IBeInBlankysOnSofa #IBeAllHid #MamaWakedMeWenSheFindedMe
The right is calling for civil war again.
Over a crime that everyone thinks is fucking abhorrent.
The right is calling for civil war again.
Over a crime that everyone thinks is fucking abhorrent.
Witkoff is advising Russia how to get they want at the expense of both the United States and Ukraine.
Witkoff is advising Russia how to get they want at the expense of both the United States and Ukraine.
Both Guard members shot near the White House have died.
Both Guard members shot near the White House have died.
Da Figgy run
He kwoss da stweet
He fink it fun
Da mama chase
He clime da twee
He look awound
At all to see
Da mama call
But he ignor
He wach da birds
He clime up mor
Wif likky toob
Da mama bwibe
And twiks da Figgy
Bak inside
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFIggy #BadFiggy
Da Figgy run
He kwoss da stweet
He fink it fun
Da mama chase
He clime da twee
He look awound
At all to see
Da mama call
But he ignor
He wach da birds
He clime up mor
Wif likky toob
Da mama bwibe
And twiks da Figgy
Bak inside
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFIggy #BadFiggy
The main character syndrome is out of control.
The main character syndrome is out of control.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
On desk da socky jumps
Den stwate fwom her mouff
A blek da Socky dumps
Mama skweeks in horwer
Da keebord full of blek
Da Socky runs away
Fwom keebord dat she wek
#CheddarPoetry #Socky #Blek #MeAndFiggyComeSeeWatWong #FiggySedUhOh #WeWachMamaKleenItAllUp
On desk da socky jumps
Den stwate fwom her mouff
A blek da Socky dumps
Mama skweeks in horwer
Da keebord full of blek
Da Socky runs away
Fwom keebord dat she wek
#CheddarPoetry #Socky #Blek #MeAndFiggyComeSeeWatWong #FiggySedUhOh #WeWachMamaKleenItAllUp
Absolute clown show.
Absolute clown show.
So I makes shur I dere
I paw paw at da dor
I cwy dat I go too
Mama tells me no
She scoops me all fast
She lets me look outside
But den she puts me down
I fite and wessle bite
She karrys me away
I race her bak to dor
I not lets her go
#DisHappen5TimesInRow #IMakeMamaLate
So I makes shur I dere
I paw paw at da dor
I cwy dat I go too
Mama tells me no
She scoops me all fast
She lets me look outside
But den she puts me down
I fite and wessle bite
She karrys me away
I race her bak to dor
I not lets her go
#DisHappen5TimesInRow #IMakeMamaLate