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Niks/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀
@catguruniks.bsky.social
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Niks. CHONKER. Foxy moron. Don't bother with me if you don't like cats or “cat speak”. Proud honorary Canadian/Aussie 🇨🇦🇦🇺 “Away and play doon yir ain end!” - Louise Bowman. Stinking. Calamari Jane. Queer af.
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Niks/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · Jan 24
“WOOOOAAAHHHH, BODYFOOOOORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!”
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lucybrown.bsky.social
Dis mai fase wen I see da news
Sage
#cats
Black kitty mid grimace teefs showing
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 PM
catguruniks.bsky.social
Robot was some sort of shape this morning
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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nasibov.me
The Fresh Snow by Endre Penovác
February 4, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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kickysam49.com
“Please hold. Ur call is important to the usses.”

#hedgewatch
#plundercats
#cat
Bobtail Tuxedo cat curled up on blanket with yeowww catnip banana
February 4, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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ripperelse.bsky.social
Rollie at rest
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
even these brawny, buoyant heroes do sometimes sink.
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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tmiaoctavia.bsky.social
Happy #whiskerswednesday Everybuddy! 😻😻😽😽 #catsofbluesky
Mia Octavia displaying her whiskers.
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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missybbbobtail.bsky.social
Cats are really just angels with whiskers. #WhiskersWednesday
Jinx the bobtail tabby cat proudly displaying her magnificent whiskers.
February 4, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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shakespearecats.bsky.social
Good morning #catsofBluesky. What’s everyone’s up to? #cats
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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weskrantz.bsky.social
cat stacking
February 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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smillapanfur.bsky.social
Habby WHiskurrs WeddinGsday 😹
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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film-authority.bsky.social
Joe has now ascended to power, and is not happy with what he sees.

Some miscreants have taken the easy way out, resigning their jobs, leaving their houses, but some horrors remain, clinging onto their positions.

Joe will expose them all.

The crown of responsibility weighs heavily on Joe's head.
Joe the cat looking annoyed.
February 4, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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gingerthecat.social
Keeping up appearances
#cats #cute #gato
Black and tan tortie cat is laying on a multicolored rug
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
the great sphinx
a poorly drawn cat lying down just like the great sphinx a tabby cat lying on a wooden floor in a sphinx pose, with its front paws neatly tucked under its chest
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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grayvera.bsky.social
Bunt to bunt
February 4, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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auggiethebeck.bsky.social
Hai ebberywun Iz hab an shout owt tuo mai fren Tortillas Momb @hurricanetort.bsky.social who requested sum noodlez eetin tuo halp make her feel better. Human agweed noodlez sounded yummy, so here iz mee habin sum mei fun noodlez! 🤍🤎🤍
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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mandolineace.bsky.social
Dubbel wires for yous! #whiskerswednesday Wikkers relly are anmazink aren’t they 🤔🤔 So clevre an useful, an they just gro outta mine fase?! Wilde!
February 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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laylapiglet.com
You are interrupting our meeting!
😹😸😹
#cats #catsofbluesky #gato #cute
A grey and brown tabby cat named Piglet and a tortoise shell cat named Layla look like they are having a meeting on a brown tile floor in front of a yellow wall. They are very cute!
February 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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dougiethreelegs.bsky.social
Bely Rubins fore Dugins ????¿??
Dougie, the black and white three-legged none tail cat, is relaxing on the couch, waiting for belly rubs
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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laylapiglet.com
So comfy cozy! 😻
#cats #catsofbluesky #gato #cute
A very cute tortoise shell cat named Layla is curled up on a white blanket on a bed.
February 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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ozzieblackcat.bsky.social
Enjoying the sunlight on thiz #toebeanTuesday! 🌞🫘 Still on my cardinal watch, chirping back at themz when necezzary.😼 #OzzieBlackCat 🐈‍⬛ #CatsofBluesky
Photo of a black cat lying on its back on top of a yellow, plastic storage container. Sunlight is shining through a window that the cat is looking out of. The photo has touched up manually/digitally with slight blur & vignette effects to enhance the focus being drawn to the cat's body. The name "ozzie" is next to the cat's head.
February 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
Not ebbrywun noe dat a yung mammonth can tie idtself in an knot, wen it need to. Liddel nown fakt but troo
a grey brown tabby cat with very white chin, chest and paws lies in a 3/4 twist position with his rear end facing down and front end facing up on a grey wool sofa with a throw and a faux fur pillow on it.
February 3, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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lucybrown.bsky.social
Girls working hard
#cats
Black cats on bed
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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missybbbobtail.bsky.social
It’s never too early in the day for a nap. 💤
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
oben 2 nite!! 🌮🧡🌮🧡
#tacotuesday #catsofbluesky
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM