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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀

@catguruniks.bsky.social

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Nikkii/Niks. CHONKER. Foxy moron. Don't bother with me if you don't like cats or “cat speak”. Proud honorary Canadian/Aussie 🇨🇦🇦🇺 “Away and play doon yir ain end!” - Louise Bowman. Stinking. Calamari Jane. Queer af.

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · Jan 24

“WOOOOAAAHHHH, BODYFOOOOORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!”

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 11h

This is very true! Well, good riddance!

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, look at all that FLOOF! 😻 I've unfollowed Franglaise. I hadn't been a follower very long and didn't realise they were into stealing others' posts and not giving credit. Not cool.

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 11h

I think you're right! He's majestic 😻 I've unfollowed them, and I see they deleted the post. How petty of them to go straight for the block instead of just politely apologising. I don't want to follow someone like that.

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 11h

Aww, thank you, Auggie ❤️

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 11h

Aye, it's a pretty grim thing to enjoy, but enjoy it I most certainly do.

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 11h

I do apologise, I didn't know the post was stolen. Your cat is gorgeous! (4NM) had me howling!

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Foxton Spoox @foxtonrox.bsky.social · 12h

I have to say I do love W̶y̶o̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ Oadby in T̶h̶e̶ ̶F̶a̶l̶l̶ autumn.

The garden seen from an upstairs window. Of particualr note is a now bright scarlet maple tree, begind a pale green and yellow silver birch. A tall pine tree rises at the back left, and there is an even taller oak tree back right. The sky is now blue streaked with white clouds.

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 11h

I wish I could quit, but I don't want to. I've just smerked two while I was waiting for the kettle to boil.

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 11h

Wednesday

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💙 @flyhappycat.bsky.social · 12h

Bizzy

#beanieweanies #cats

Bath time for Happy, a calico cat! Displaying her pink toe beans.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 11h

Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 12h

Some fucker keeps driving back and forth past my house in a car that sounds like a Lancaster bomber. Never get any peace around here.

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 13h

Went to wound clinic here in Bridlington this morning. My left leg is still ok, but my right one is just awful. I've been in agony since the appointment. The pain just isn't subsiding this time. On top of that I've got the worst period pains and can't stay still because I'm anxious af. Ugh.

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marcenweenie @marcenweenie.bsky.social · 2d

nap time is all the time for this feline and that's mighty fine i divine

black and white tuxedo cat marceline taking a nap in her orange autumn blanket

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marcenweenie @marcenweenie.bsky.social · 2d

good evening — i'm marceline

(or: marcenweenie, weener, marcie, marciemoo, moomeemoo, wobbles, tootbox)

i'm a black & white tuxedo cat with a double-jointed tail (i fall over a lot) who was rescued by my parents a couple years ago, when i was named after the vampire rockstar in Adventure Time 🎸

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 1d

in place of a king, you would have a queen! dark, but also beautiful and terrible as the dawn! treacherous as the sea! short of legs and close to the foundations of the earth! all shall love her, and despair!