Catelli
@catelli.bsky.social
Consumer of beer, smoker of cigars. Camping and cycling
IT guy, from Cambridge, Ontario
Handle is an old nickname, it means "looked like a wet spaghetti noodle when running down the basketball court"
IT guy, from Cambridge, Ontario
Handle is an old nickname, it means "looked like a wet spaghetti noodle when running down the basketball court"
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I dunno, it's so hard to pick just one. So many timeless classics to choose from.
I dunno, it's so hard to pick just one. So many timeless classics to choose from.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I dunno, it's so hard to pick just one. So many timeless classics to choose from.
I dunno, it's so hard to pick just one. So many timeless classics to choose from.
When an ad makes you double take, and then you double take again because...
What I thought I read...
What I thought I read...
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
When an ad makes you double take, and then you double take again because...
What I thought I read...
What I thought I read...
And installed. To be honest, I give it a 50% chance of success. Raccoons have more time to attack it than I have to defend it.
But we'll see if they want to put in the effort. Like, by chewing through the strap.
But we'll see if they want to put in the effort. Like, by chewing through the strap.
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And installed. To be honest, I give it a 50% chance of success. Raccoons have more time to attack it than I have to defend it.
But we'll see if they want to put in the effort. Like, by chewing through the strap.
But we'll see if they want to put in the effort. Like, by chewing through the strap.
And voila, the feeder is secured and cannot be knocked off.
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And voila, the feeder is secured and cannot be knocked off.
The holes that held the hooks were too small and tight for the pin. So 15 minutes of drilling with ever increasing but sizes allows me to do this.
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The holes that held the hooks were too small and tight for the pin. So 15 minutes of drilling with ever increasing but sizes allows me to do this.
So... let's see if we can keep the feeder in the tree.
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So... let's see if we can keep the feeder in the tree.
That was then. This is now.
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
That was then. This is now.
The most bizarre version of "Here's how I propose to solve the problem that I, and others like me, are creating."
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The most bizarre version of "Here's how I propose to solve the problem that I, and others like me, are creating."
I asked ChatGPT something, because what the hell.
"How feasible is it to build a highway underground underneath the GTA portion of the existing 401 highway in Ontario? How much built infrastructure would be displaced building access tunnels for vehicles?"
"How feasible is it to build a highway underground underneath the GTA portion of the existing 401 highway in Ontario? How much built infrastructure would be displaced building access tunnels for vehicles?"
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I asked ChatGPT something, because what the hell.
"How feasible is it to build a highway underground underneath the GTA portion of the existing 401 highway in Ontario? How much built infrastructure would be displaced building access tunnels for vehicles?"
"How feasible is it to build a highway underground underneath the GTA portion of the existing 401 highway in Ontario? How much built infrastructure would be displaced building access tunnels for vehicles?"
I nominate Councillor Shan, of Toronto City Council for the "dumbest thing said today" award. Second place goes to Councillor Holyday, also of Toronto City Council.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I nominate Councillor Shan, of Toronto City Council for the "dumbest thing said today" award. Second place goes to Councillor Holyday, also of Toronto City Council.
"Don't mind me. I'm just sitting here contemplating life and the choices that brought me here."
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Don't mind me. I'm just sitting here contemplating life and the choices that brought me here."
Zohran has a music label?
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Zohran has a music label?
When you step outside and think the alien invasion has started.
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When you step outside and think the alien invasion has started.
Joe Cool loiters wherever he wants.
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Joe Cool loiters wherever he wants.
I admit, I often wear my personality on my face.
You might recognize it.
You might recognize it.
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I admit, I often wear my personality on my face.
You might recognize it.
You might recognize it.
Did appeasing the tea drinkers ruin the workplace?
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Did appeasing the tea drinkers ruin the workplace?
This resonated with me because for some reason I could never really explain, I never really liked Hallowe'en. I liked the candy. But... well, there's more than one way to get adult to give you candy at their door.
www.dutchnews.nl/2025/11/when...
www.dutchnews.nl/2025/11/when...
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This resonated with me because for some reason I could never really explain, I never really liked Hallowe'en. I liked the candy. But... well, there's more than one way to get adult to give you candy at their door.
www.dutchnews.nl/2025/11/when...
www.dutchnews.nl/2025/11/when...
The digital version of the crosswalk "beg button."
Yeah, it doesn't work worth a damn, but you keep pressing it, hoping it does.
Yeah, it doesn't work worth a damn, but you keep pressing it, hoping it does.
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The digital version of the crosswalk "beg button."
Yeah, it doesn't work worth a damn, but you keep pressing it, hoping it does.
Yeah, it doesn't work worth a damn, but you keep pressing it, hoping it does.
Stepping back and looking at the Chaos. Does the US Military even know what its missions are? These announcements have to be sending the command structure into a disordered riot.
This is REMF ClusterFuck military planning at it's absolute worse.
This is REMF ClusterFuck military planning at it's absolute worse.
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Stepping back and looking at the Chaos. Does the US Military even know what its missions are? These announcements have to be sending the command structure into a disordered riot.
This is REMF ClusterFuck military planning at it's absolute worse.
This is REMF ClusterFuck military planning at it's absolute worse.
The New York Times research methodology.
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The New York Times research methodology.
In a similar vein..
A quiet lake, a canoe, a coffee and fishing gear.
A quiet lake, a canoe, a coffee and fishing gear.
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
In a similar vein..
A quiet lake, a canoe, a coffee and fishing gear.
A quiet lake, a canoe, a coffee and fishing gear.