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El Presidente
@carvingpumpkins.dev
- Paragon of anguish
- High priest of steel
- Developer
that's the spirit (saw a ghost)
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
they should make a dangerous haven
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
really babe? scramblemaxxed eggs again?
January 30, 2026 at 11:33 AM
just ate seafood wish me luck
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
finally a bloodborne that's the right size for me
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January 29, 2026 at 6:51 PM
man
January 27, 2026 at 11:40 PM
im just like jesus christ except instead of dying on the cross i am scheduled for work today
January 27, 2026 at 8:30 AM
2 words. jobava londin
January 24, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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this is what’s up
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 AM
time for my biweekly kebab (2 a week)
January 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Surely, you have something better to do.
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
in my dreams i can drive but alas i cannot brake
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 AM
coach says i got a good heart
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine scramblemaxxed
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 AM
bro's name is literally 150%
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i've eaten so many greggs mince pies that my arms and legs have gone cold
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
these epstein files are getting ridiculous
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December 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Hath Milord any GAMES upon his PHONE?
August 14, 2023 at 11:19 PM
no good comment ever starts with "as an..."
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I hope we never find out how painkillers work
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I accidentally stayed up too late reading about gluons again
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i wake up 3 hours before i start my wfh job to play death metal for my neighbours, gotta keep em on their toes
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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siri how much time do I have left
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM