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Pro-Ukrainian.
Имигрант. Нетолерантен либерал.
Обожава хълмовете на Мозел, както и архитектурата на Елзас.
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Isar Aerospace’s Spectrum launcher is getting ready for liftoff from Andøya Spaceport in Norway 🚀🇳🇴

Spectrum is taking 6 passengers into low Earth orbit: five cubesats and an experiment.

Liftoff is targeted to no earlier than 21 January.

www.esa.int/Enabling_Sup...
Spectrum’s qualifying second launch
www.esa.int
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
А?
antongerashchenko.bsky.social Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 1d
China has quietly mobilized thousands of its fishing vessels twice in recent weeks to form massive floating barriers of at least 200 miles long, showing a new level of coordination that could give Beijing more ways to impose control in contested seas - NYT.
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Да.
kremlplots.bsky.social Kreml Plots | #standwithukraine @kremlplots.bsky.social · 1d
Medien veröffentlichen nun Aufnahmen, allerdings sind viele davon Jahre alt... Aber hier die originale Version...
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Това е вече прекалено.
Нереално.
Този е луд.
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Лорел нали вече не е в ППДБ?
January 17, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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Новият Шпигел също кърти с корицата.
Der Spiegel, Nr. 3, 9.1.2026
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Това си го преведете.
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Isar Aerospace targets second launch not earlier than 21 January 2026

isaraerospace.com/press/isar-a...
Isar Aerospace targets second launch not earlier than 21 January 2026 - Isar Aerospace
By enabling access to space, we contribute to humanity’s progress and our planet’s sustainable technological and economic development. Select your journey to orbit and launch with us.
isaraerospace.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
През Март при нас (Рейнланд-Пфалц) ще има избори за местен парламент.
Допуснати партии - 12
SPD, CDU, GRÜNE, AfD, FDP, FREIE WÄHLER, Die Linke, Tierschutzpartei, VOLT, ÖDP (Ökologisch-Demokratische Partei, BSW, PdH (Partei der Humanisten),
настроенията са както следва. ⬇️
Wenn am Sonntag Landtagswahl wäre, hätte die CDU 29 Prozent der Stimmen in Aussicht. Das ist ein Prozentpunkt weniger als bei der letzten Befragung im Juni. Die SPD käme auf unverändert 23 Prozent. Die AfD kann sich im Vergleich zum Frühsommer nochmals verbessern (+2), würde mit derzeit 19 Prozent ihr Wahlergebnis von vor fünf Jahren mehr als verdoppeln (2021: 8,3 %). Umfragebasis für den aktuellen Rheinland-Pfalz Trend Die Grünen könnten 10 Prozent der Stimmen erreichen (-1). Die Freien Wähler kämen auf unverändert 4 Prozent. Die Linke hätte 6 Prozent und könnte erstmals auf den Einzug in den Landtag hoffen. Alle übrigen Parteien kämen zusammengenommen auf 9 Prozent, darunter die aktuell mitregierende FDP sowie das BSW. Wenn am nächsten Sonntag Landtagswahl wäre …
January 15, 2026 at 12:05 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Изглеждат малко нервни.
antongerashchenko.bsky.social Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 5d
Foreign Ministers of Denmark and Greenland after their meeting with US Vice President and Secretary of State.
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 AM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Така е. Верно е.
profharleyquinn.bsky.social Prof. Harley Earthling Quinn @profharleyquinn.bsky.social · 8d
US-Ansprüche werden abgelehnt; die "deutsche Handtuchregel" ist in Kraft.

😆😅😂😂😅😁
Ein Bild im Stil einer Tageszeitung: Schlagzeile: "BREAKING NEWS! DEUTSCHER ANSPRUCH AUF GRÖNLAND!". Das Bild spielt humorvoll auf das Stereotyp an, dass Deutsche im Urlaub früh morgens Liegen am Pool oder Strand mit ihren Handtüchern reservieren, um sich ihren Platz zu sichern. Es überträgt dieses Verhalten in einen absurden geopolitischen Kontext, in dem Deutschland Grönland durch das „Abwerfen“ eines gigantischen Handtuchs „erobert“ und damit territoriale Ansprüche geltend macht („German Towel Rule in Effect!“). Ein weiteres Bild mit einem Mann und folgenen Text dazu: Expertenzitat: "WO DEUTSCHE IHRE HANDTÜCHER HINLEGEN, DARF KEIN ANDERER HIN!".
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Да.
kremlplots.bsky.social Kreml Plots | #standwithukraine @kremlplots.bsky.social · 18d
Toll! Diese moderne Technik erleichtert den Alltag einfach immens... 😅
January 2, 2026 at 10:02 AM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Баничарница Тръмп.
Затварят.
Bäckerei Trump Konditorei Café, Hauptstraße 38, 67251 Freinsheim Bäckerei Trump Konditorei Café, Hauptstraße 38, 67251 Freinsheim
December 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Наздраве за Ричард Лъвското сърце, крал на Англия, който през 1193 година е посетил един от замъците в нашия регион.
Всъщност е бил заловен и тикнат в тъмница в един спор за 20 тона сребро.
Riesling, Trocken, Weinstraße Trifels Castle (German: Reichsburg Trifels, pronounced [ˈʁaɪçsˌbʊʁk ˈtʁiːfɛls]) is a reconstructed medieval castle at an elevation of 500 m (1,600 ft) near the small town of Annweiler, in the Palatinate region of southwestern Germany. It is located high above the Queich valley within the Palatinate Forest on one peak of a red sandstone mountain split into three.[1] Trifels Castle is on the peak of the Sonnenberg, and on both of the other two rock elevations there are castle ruins: Anebos Castle and Scharfenberg Castle (demotically called Münz). Scharfenberg Castle (German: Burg Scharfenberg, popularly also called Münz), is the ruin of a medieval rock castle in the Palatine Forest in the German state of Rhineland-Palatinate. It is situated above the small South Palatine town of Annweiler. Anebos Castle is a ruin of a medieval castle in the Palatinate Forest south of Anweiler in Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany. The name of the castle is probably derived from the German word "Amboss" (anvil).
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Нека вдигнем тост с нормандска бира (!), купена в Кан, в чест на Уилям Завоевателя, който по Коледа 1066 година става крал на Англия.
Свещникът е направен и купен в Байо, където се намира известният гоблен (авторите на гоблена от Байо са монасите на манастира „Св. Августин“ в Кентърбъри.)
Нормандска бира, различни сортове.
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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antongerashchenko.bsky.social
Carol of the Bells sounded after the Christmas greeting by King Charles.

It was performed by the Songs for Ukraine choir and the Royal Opera Choir.
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Тази книга наистина съществува и може да се купи в Амазон за 45€.
Хомеопатията казват, изключително успешно помага при инфаркт, инсулт и сепсис.
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Isar Aerospace has completed a static fire test of the second stage for the second flight of its Spectrum rocket. No confirmation of a launch date just yet. Video Credit: Isar Aerospace
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Et...
Stage 2 Hotfire
YouTube video by Isar Aerospace
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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maks23.bsky.social
🇪🇪 Three Russian border guards crossed into Estonian territory for around 20 minutes on Wednesday, - Bloomberg

Estonian and Russian officials are meeting to discuss the issue on Thursday. Estonia said it would also summon Russia’s top diplomatic envoy in Tallinn.
December 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Така се пазим на Коледния пазар.
Weihnachtsmarkt, Kaiserslautern, 2025/26
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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darthputinkgb.bsky.social
It's Monday. You might hate your job. But at least you're not a russian general about to tell Putin that you lost the city you've claimed to have captured 4 times.
December 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Зимата нещо се отложи, но поръчката беше направена.
Тук за пиянките, които имат проблем с лошото (за техните си представи) време има специални сортове бира.
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December 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Двама злодеи, една цел.
Днес в Шпигел.
Der Spiegel. Zwei Schurken, ein Ziel. 12.Dez.2025.
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Това си е уникално постижение.
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
cartoonmartoon.bsky.social
Ба си.
Тоз е в Купянск.
specialkhersoncat.bsky.social 🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦 @specialkhersoncat.bsky.social · Dec 12
Putin a month ago: Russian troops captured the city of Kupiansk

Zelenskyi today:
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM