Carol Yates
Carol Yates
@carolyates.bsky.social
Ham Club Cleaner and your real dad.
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Transgender for everybody 🌎
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Id apoligize for the lack of fuckery on this page but im also REALLY glad to take a breather from the fuckery.
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
December 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Vast sin-concealing chaos
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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William Sinister Sincock

England, Lancashire, Non-Conformist Church Records, 1647-1996
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
On good days... I assume im relatively competent in the smarts department. Like enough not to get involved in an emu war. Other days I dont know how I exist without human intervention.

I got on a bus to the station and got on THE SAME route returning home. I was supposed to go to the eye doctor.
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Cis people really have no idea how it feels to watch a regime hold a press conference to admit, on camera, the pogrom against trans people they've been waging for 11 months is not only real, but they're going to double down on genocide and try to wipe out all the children first.
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Gertrude Crazyhead

United States, Census, 1910
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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always remember:

1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Beeps: Mommeh, I dreamt I was a chupacabra and I bit farm animals on the neck then I drank too much and had to find a human to throw up blood on

Me: Good Morning.
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Fascist House Republicans have now passed a bill that subjects immigrant children to invasive bodily searches as well as being able to hold them in detention instead of releasing them to their families.

Child abuse, cruelty, fascism in every way. Party of Pedos strikes again.
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Dont criticize me cuz Ill start a war! " shouldn't be the basis of governing a country. ..plus hell start one anyway.
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Nurse: Hello. Im here to take your vitals.
Beeps: You kinda look like my dad.
Nurse: Oh sweet..uhm can I take your temp under your tongue
Beeps: *baleful glance*
Nurse: Oh armpit then?
Beeps: My dad wouldnt do this to me.
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My baby has c diff.

😭
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Also my kid kicked a magician out of her room today.
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My kid and I hate being here yall..the acoustics in this bathroom make even the sound of me wiping my ass <i> very audible<i>
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My kid says "they took my lung now they took my clothes?!"

:(
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
HAHAAAA IN A CHILDRENS HOSPITAL WHILE MY DAUGHTER GETS LUNG SURGERY AND SOMEONE STOLE OUR CLOTHES OUT OF THE HOSPITAL DRYER FLOOR!! HAHAAAAAA

im actually really sad and kinda shocked.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Feggin Oysters

United States, Census, 1910
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Horrendatoris
Father
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Once again
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM