Confused Baby Carl
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Confused Baby Carl
@carlcrushes.bsky.social
@carldoonan.bsky.social nostalgically reminiscing about characters he totally crushed on as a kid, but never realized because wee baby Carl didn't know gay was a thing.
Scenes That Lived Rent-Free In My Mind As A Kid, To My Great Confusion #472: Sumo Size (Super Duper Sumos)

Even as a kid I knew this was an exceptionally mediocre cartoon, but my gay little eyes were still drawn to the men regularly transforming into 12-foot walls of scantily-clad, muscular bulk.
August 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Scenes That Lived Rent-Free In My Mind As A Kid, To My Great Confusion #508:

Kurt's Image Inducer (X-Men: Evolution, S2 EP6, "Adrift")
March 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Scenes That Lived Rent-Free In My Mind As A Kid, To My Great Confusion #128: "Yo, Terra. You, Me - Movies, Friday?" (Teen Titans, S2 EP23, "Betrayal")
January 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Scenes That Lived Rent-Free In My Mind As A Kid, To My Great Confusion #059: Buttermilk, It Makes a Body Bitter (Animaniacs, S1 EP41)
September 29, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Scenes That Lived Rent-Free In My Mind As A Kid, To My Great Confusion #558: "I see why they made him king of the jungle..." (George of the Jungle, 1997)
September 26, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Scenes That Lived Rent-Free In My Mind As A Kid, To My Great Confusion #247: The Molecular Muscle Enhancer (Kim Possible, S1 EP20, "Ron the Man") 💍💪
September 24, 2024 at 7:36 PM