PlasticManifesto
@cardioandcode.bsky.social
Atlanta 🍑 | Researcher 🧑🔬 | Gaymer 🎮| Baker 🧑🍳 | Gym Bunny🐰 |
My massage therapist complimented* how tight** I*** am**** 🫦
*expressed casual concern
**stiff
***literally everything from my neck to quads
****are
*expressed casual concern
**stiff
***literally everything from my neck to quads
****are
90 min full body deep tissue massage done. Now chicken nugget.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My massage therapist complimented* how tight** I*** am**** 🫦
*expressed casual concern
**stiff
***literally everything from my neck to quads
****are
*expressed casual concern
**stiff
***literally everything from my neck to quads
****are
90 min full body deep tissue massage done. Now chicken nugget.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
90 min full body deep tissue massage done. Now chicken nugget.
Absolutely incredible use of using smart UI to encourage the bellcurve of the population to read the Epstien emails without having to make people pour through a .gov website. jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as [email protected]
You are logged into [email protected], Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Absolutely incredible use of using smart UI to encourage the bellcurve of the population to read the Epstien emails without having to make people pour through a .gov website. jmail.world
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Happy hump day.
October 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Happy hump day.
One neuro-divergent trait I HATE is that out of nowhere, on a wonderful day, I’ll get overcome with anxiousness and nervousness.
My body just decides fight-or-flight mode is a good reaction to a gentle breeze and window shopping.
My body just decides fight-or-flight mode is a good reaction to a gentle breeze and window shopping.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying `` his brain is wrong '' .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying `` his brain is wrong '' .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
One neuro-divergent trait I HATE is that out of nowhere, on a wonderful day, I’ll get overcome with anxiousness and nervousness.
My body just decides fight-or-flight mode is a good reaction to a gentle breeze and window shopping.
My body just decides fight-or-flight mode is a good reaction to a gentle breeze and window shopping.
One of my favorite gym people are guys who wear weightlifting belts as corsets.
We love gender affirming clothing
We love gender affirming clothing
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
One of my favorite gym people are guys who wear weightlifting belts as corsets.
We love gender affirming clothing
We love gender affirming clothing
You’ll never guess what I did tonight
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You’ll never guess what I did tonight
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This is 40 but it’s just mild eczema on your balls
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is 40 but it’s just mild eczema on your balls
He is very smart
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
He is very smart
Help me pick some new bumper magnets (1 of 2)
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Help me pick some new bumper magnets (1 of 2)
Plur1bus isn’t looking so bad rn
Nicki Minaj is set to speak at the United Nations on behalf of the Trump administration.
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Plur1bus isn’t looking so bad rn
You know you married the right person when you both forget your own anniversary date, literally twice within 48 hours of making dinner plans.
I love you so much @st33b.bsky.social . Happy 9 years of marriage! And FIFTEEN YEARS together.
I love you so much @st33b.bsky.social . Happy 9 years of marriage! And FIFTEEN YEARS together.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You know you married the right person when you both forget your own anniversary date, literally twice within 48 hours of making dinner plans.
I love you so much @st33b.bsky.social . Happy 9 years of marriage! And FIFTEEN YEARS together.
I love you so much @st33b.bsky.social . Happy 9 years of marriage! And FIFTEEN YEARS together.
First Uber in years and it reeks of cigarette smoke 💕
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
First Uber in years and it reeks of cigarette smoke 💕
No one does the ‘thank you’ wave anymore; when you make room for their car and let them and the do that little hand gesture.
Probably my number one go-to when I say that society gotten colder selfish.
Probably my number one go-to when I say that society gotten colder selfish.
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No one does the ‘thank you’ wave anymore; when you make room for their car and let them and the do that little hand gesture.
Probably my number one go-to when I say that society gotten colder selfish.
Probably my number one go-to when I say that society gotten colder selfish.
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Massie: "The president has been saying this is a hoax. Well, he's just now decided to investigate a hoax, if it's a hoax. And I have another concern about these investigations he's announced. If they have ongoing investigations, those documents can't be released. So this might be a big smokescreen."
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Massie: "The president has been saying this is a hoax. Well, he's just now decided to investigate a hoax, if it's a hoax. And I have another concern about these investigations he's announced. If they have ongoing investigations, those documents can't be released. So this might be a big smokescreen."
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Fast approaching 40.
Every morning something new hurts.
Today, it’s my entire lower-half backside from the gym and my shoulders from vaccines.
Please for the love of god, enjoy your youth and flexibility! Wake up and think “wow noting hurts this is great!
Every morning something new hurts.
Today, it’s my entire lower-half backside from the gym and my shoulders from vaccines.
Please for the love of god, enjoy your youth and flexibility! Wake up and think “wow noting hurts this is great!
a cartoon character with a pink ear and big eyes
ALT: a cartoon character with a pink ear and big eyes
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Fast approaching 40.
Every morning something new hurts.
Today, it’s my entire lower-half backside from the gym and my shoulders from vaccines.
Please for the love of god, enjoy your youth and flexibility! Wake up and think “wow noting hurts this is great!
Every morning something new hurts.
Today, it’s my entire lower-half backside from the gym and my shoulders from vaccines.
Please for the love of god, enjoy your youth and flexibility! Wake up and think “wow noting hurts this is great!
I can finally recognize a fuckboy after having slept with 3 and now I fear fuckboys are my weakness.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I can finally recognize a fuckboy after having slept with 3 and now I fear fuckboys are my weakness.
Mister House! In Fallout S2! He looks so fucking good!
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Mister House! In Fallout S2! He looks so fucking good!
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
This is the Slack equivalent of straight guys stretching and their shirts ride up exposing a little hairy tummy
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is the Slack equivalent of straight guys stretching and their shirts ride up exposing a little hairy tummy