Captain Millennial
@captmillennial.bsky.social
[Not making money] Being pretty and witty. Opinions and brainstorms are mine and do not reflect those of any organization with which I’m affiliated.
I have a new favorite show. I remember watching it a lot growing up, but I didn’t really appreciate the humor. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. My face actually hurts.
And of course the first commercial is an SPCA sad ad and this rotation of guilt and hysteria is impeccable.
And of course the first commercial is an SPCA sad ad and this rotation of guilt and hysteria is impeccable.
January 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I have a new favorite show. I remember watching it a lot growing up, but I didn’t really appreciate the humor. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. My face actually hurts.
And of course the first commercial is an SPCA sad ad and this rotation of guilt and hysteria is impeccable.
And of course the first commercial is an SPCA sad ad and this rotation of guilt and hysteria is impeccable.
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"There are lists of immigrants, lists of people with developmental disabilities, lists of dissidents—and lately, even lists of Jews. All ostensibly in the name of public safety." Hmm.
The latest edition of Receipts from @crampell.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4qDPZc0
The latest edition of Receipts from @crampell.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4qDPZc0
Trump’s Chilling Weaponization of Confidential Government Records
Remind me—who else in history made lists of Jewish intellectuals and people with disabilities?
lnk.thebulwark.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"There are lists of immigrants, lists of people with developmental disabilities, lists of dissidents—and lately, even lists of Jews. All ostensibly in the name of public safety." Hmm.
The latest edition of Receipts from @crampell.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4qDPZc0
The latest edition of Receipts from @crampell.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4qDPZc0
What are we doing?
Federal agents are pulling over off duty cops based on the color of their skin.
This is not a serious operation to enforce immigration law. It’s a performative show of force and it’s gotten way out of hand.
This is not a serious operation to enforce immigration law. It’s a performative show of force and it’s gotten way out of hand.
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 AM
What are we doing?
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Federal agents are pulling over off duty cops based on the color of their skin.
This is not a serious operation to enforce immigration law. It’s a performative show of force and it’s gotten way out of hand.
This is not a serious operation to enforce immigration law. It’s a performative show of force and it’s gotten way out of hand.
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Federal agents are pulling over off duty cops based on the color of their skin.
This is not a serious operation to enforce immigration law. It’s a performative show of force and it’s gotten way out of hand.
This is not a serious operation to enforce immigration law. It’s a performative show of force and it’s gotten way out of hand.
The presidency is not meant to be a position of celebrity.
If we have a man in office speaking as my demented dad did before he died, alarms bells should be going off everywhere.
If we have a man in office speaking as my demented dad did before he died, alarms bells should be going off everywhere.
WTAF "press conference today" : The unhinged, rambling demented mendacities he spewed, the fact that he didn’t take any questions, him reminiscing about his mother and how he could have been a great baseball player? As my grandmother used to say “He’s as crazy as a shit house rat.”
January 21, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The presidency is not meant to be a position of celebrity.
If we have a man in office speaking as my demented dad did before he died, alarms bells should be going off everywhere.
If we have a man in office speaking as my demented dad did before he died, alarms bells should be going off everywhere.
You know, @iontelevision.bsky.social, I really miss the show Burn Notice. How bout giving it a marathon day?
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 AM
You know, @iontelevision.bsky.social, I really miss the show Burn Notice. How bout giving it a marathon day?
If he used the word facetious, he knows not what it mean.
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 AM
If he used the word facetious, he knows not what it mean.
So what you’re saying is that it was never about the immigrants not working and not paying taxes.
Instead of tipping them,
the “grab & go Gestapo” kidnapped their servers. 🤬
www.startribune.com/ice-agents-e...
the “grab & go Gestapo” kidnapped their servers. 🤬
www.startribune.com/ice-agents-e...
ICE agents eat at small-town Mexican restaurant — then detain workers
“Would your mama be proud of you right now?” a bystander said as agents returned at closing time to nab the workers.
www.startribune.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
So what you’re saying is that it was never about the immigrants not working and not paying taxes.
How trade deals should be made.
Trump strengthens China’s global economic position.
Winning. 🙄
For all of his tough talk on China, he continues to make decisions that hurt the American economy and make China stronger.
apnews.com/article/chin...
Winning. 🙄
For all of his tough talk on China, he continues to make decisions that hurt the American economy and make China stronger.
apnews.com/article/chin...
Canada agrees to cut tariff on Chinese EVs in return for lower tariffs on Canadian farm products
Canada has agreed to cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric cars in return for lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
apnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
How trade deals should be made.
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Congratulations, Madame Governor!
January 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Congratulations, Madame Governor!
TANGERINE MAN IS VECNA!!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
TANGERINE MAN IS VECNA!!!!!
Why is Zelenskyy talking to Trump about “peace” on Sunday? I have so many questions.
December 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Why is Zelenskyy talking to Trump about “peace” on Sunday? I have so many questions.
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📌Nigeria was quite literally Republicans' War on Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
📌Nigeria was quite literally Republicans' War on Christmas.
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With ZERO fucks left to give, Caroline Kennedy, throws down the gauntlet on the loathsome piece of shit for his desecration of The Kennedy Center. 😳👇
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
With ZERO fucks left to give, Caroline Kennedy, throws down the gauntlet on the loathsome piece of shit for his desecration of The Kennedy Center. 😳👇
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
These last two episodes of The End of an Era are destroying me. I’ll make a video and explain later.
December 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
These last two episodes of The End of an Era are destroying me. I’ll make a video and explain later.
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If only we had an amendment to the Constitution that protected speech . . .
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If only we had an amendment to the Constitution that protected speech . . .
“Whateve you are, be a good one.”
- Abraham Lincoln
- Abraham Lincoln
December 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Whateve you are, be a good one.”
- Abraham Lincoln
- Abraham Lincoln
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My brother, who died by suicide in 2007 had a severe mental illness and a substance use disorder. He tried to kill me and my parents. We never stopped loving him. Rob Reiner and Joe Biden didn't stop loving their boys either. 💔
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My brother, who died by suicide in 2007 had a severe mental illness and a substance use disorder. He tried to kill me and my parents. We never stopped loving him. Rob Reiner and Joe Biden didn't stop loving their boys either. 💔
The pieces don’t just “fall into place,
You put them where they are.”
- @taylorswift
You put them where they are.”
- @taylorswift
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The pieces don’t just “fall into place,
You put them where they are.”
- @taylorswift
You put them where they are.”
- @taylorswift
Das suspicious.
Please explain to me how Police don’t have video of the Brown University shooter inside of the building, don’t know how he got in, and don’t know where he went.
a man in a suit and tie talks to another man and says weird huh
ALT: a man in a suit and tie talks to another man and says weird huh
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Das suspicious.
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AOC just went scorched earth on Trump’s "cruelty" as protests intensify. You need to read this breakdown. 👇
AOC Slams Trump’s Cruelty, Protests Erupt From Oregon To Baltimore, Missouri Voters Freeze GOP’s Gerrymandered Map, and Dem States Sue Regime Over Visa Fee
The resistance is working
www.dworkinsubstack.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
AOC just went scorched earth on Trump’s "cruelty" as protests intensify. You need to read this breakdown. 👇
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Thought of the day: The goal of the Republican Party is to replace law, medicine, and science with ideology. The Trump administration is simply a crime scene that must be investigated, top to bottom.
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Thought of the day: The goal of the Republican Party is to replace law, medicine, and science with ideology. The Trump administration is simply a crime scene that must be investigated, top to bottom.
Patti Mayonnaise says, “It’s Saturday. Get back in bed.”
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Patti Mayonnaise says, “It’s Saturday. Get back in bed.”
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Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.