Captain
@captainwrites.bsky.social
I write (debatable), I act (dinner theater), and I like comic books
I saw someone say that Sol Ruca wrestles like Jeff Hardy, and I see it
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I saw someone say that Sol Ruca wrestles like Jeff Hardy, and I see it
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I can't believe the new Muppet Show special ended with Statler having a heart attack
February 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I can't believe the new Muppet Show special ended with Statler having a heart attack
Hm. I feel an urge to break a wall with my head. Not sure what to do about that.
February 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Hm. I feel an urge to break a wall with my head. Not sure what to do about that.
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well then neither will i
February 2, 2026 at 3:59 AM
well then neither will i
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🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
I love when Hawk & Dove show up in other heroes' shows. I love the idea of a superhero team that's just two brothers who can't agree on anything
The philosophical differences between them make them really fun guest characters
The philosophical differences between them make them really fun guest characters
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I love when Hawk & Dove show up in other heroes' shows. I love the idea of a superhero team that's just two brothers who can't agree on anything
The philosophical differences between them make them really fun guest characters
The philosophical differences between them make them really fun guest characters
One of my favorite pieces of trivia about She-Ra And The Princesses of Power is that because the She-Ra rights and the He-Man rights are owned by different companies, they couldn't say "Eternia" or get into Adora's heritage specifically enough to EVER mention that Adora is a princess herself
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 AM
One of my favorite pieces of trivia about She-Ra And The Princesses of Power is that because the She-Ra rights and the He-Man rights are owned by different companies, they couldn't say "Eternia" or get into Adora's heritage specifically enough to EVER mention that Adora is a princess herself
It's crazy to me that Shining Knight's made-up secret identity is "Justin Arthur" and not "Justin Knight"
January 26, 2026 at 3:26 PM
It's crazy to me that Shining Knight's made-up secret identity is "Justin Arthur" and not "Justin Knight"
As much as I enjoy "Ben 10 gets a Tamaranean form" fanart, the name "Benfire" really bothers me
By the naming conventions of Ben 10, it implies he personally scanned the dna from Starfire herself during the original series
By the naming conventions of Ben 10, it implies he personally scanned the dna from Starfire herself during the original series
January 22, 2026 at 2:31 PM
As much as I enjoy "Ben 10 gets a Tamaranean form" fanart, the name "Benfire" really bothers me
By the naming conventions of Ben 10, it implies he personally scanned the dna from Starfire herself during the original series
By the naming conventions of Ben 10, it implies he personally scanned the dna from Starfire herself during the original series
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My favorite moment in Fantastic Four First Steps was the shot of two dudes who are clearly intended to be the in-universe Jack Kirby and Stan Lee
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
My favorite moment in Fantastic Four First Steps was the shot of two dudes who are clearly intended to be the in-universe Jack Kirby and Stan Lee
I really love that the perception of Deathstroke has gone from focusing on how incredibly cool and badass he is to focusing on the fact he's a pedophile
There was a minute between the two where the focus was that he's a terrible father
There was a minute between the two where the focus was that he's a terrible father
January 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I really love that the perception of Deathstroke has gone from focusing on how incredibly cool and badass he is to focusing on the fact he's a pedophile
There was a minute between the two where the focus was that he's a terrible father
There was a minute between the two where the focus was that he's a terrible father
I wonder how that Michael Jackson biopic is gonna handle his vitiligo
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I wonder how that Michael Jackson biopic is gonna handle his vitiligo
Peter Parker and Harry Osborn being childhood best friends is such a weird decision for almost every adaptation to make
In the comics, I'm pretty sure they, Gwen, and MJ all met in college
In the comics, I'm pretty sure they, Gwen, and MJ all met in college
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Peter Parker and Harry Osborn being childhood best friends is such a weird decision for almost every adaptation to make
In the comics, I'm pretty sure they, Gwen, and MJ all met in college
In the comics, I'm pretty sure they, Gwen, and MJ all met in college
I don't remember if it's touched on in the 101 Dalmations movie, but in the book it's explicitly stated that the reason they can afford a big mansion at the end is because they sold the song about Cruella and it became a hit and they made absolute BANK
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I don't remember if it's touched on in the 101 Dalmations movie, but in the book it's explicitly stated that the reason they can afford a big mansion at the end is because they sold the song about Cruella and it became a hit and they made absolute BANK
One of my favorite anecdotes about Nikola Tesla is the time a reporter asked him if there was any truth to the rumors he'd invented a death ray, to which he said "don't be ridiculous," explained how rays work, and then said "the Teleforce is a death BEAM"
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
One of my favorite anecdotes about Nikola Tesla is the time a reporter asked him if there was any truth to the rumors he'd invented a death ray, to which he said "don't be ridiculous," explained how rays work, and then said "the Teleforce is a death BEAM"
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Dwayne McDuffie never lied.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Dwayne McDuffie never lied.
In my defense, he's only in two of the movies I logged this year
however, that's because I didn't have Letterboxd yet when I rewatched The Lone Ranger with my dad
however, that's because I didn't have Letterboxd yet when I rewatched The Lone Ranger with my dad
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
In my defense, he's only in two of the movies I logged this year
however, that's because I didn't have Letterboxd yet when I rewatched The Lone Ranger with my dad
however, that's because I didn't have Letterboxd yet when I rewatched The Lone Ranger with my dad
I just remembered that Rose Wilson shows up in the tie-in comics to the Teen Titans cartoon
That's so cool, because when her brother showed up in the show they didn't get a chance to bring up that he's Slade's son
That's so cool, because when her brother showed up in the show they didn't get a chance to bring up that he's Slade's son
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I just remembered that Rose Wilson shows up in the tie-in comics to the Teen Titans cartoon
That's so cool, because when her brother showed up in the show they didn't get a chance to bring up that he's Slade's son
That's so cool, because when her brother showed up in the show they didn't get a chance to bring up that he's Slade's son
I've chosen not to see Marty Supreme. Instead, I rewatched Balls of Fury -- a more interesting ping-pong movie
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I've chosen not to see Marty Supreme. Instead, I rewatched Balls of Fury -- a more interesting ping-pong movie
I hope Viral Hit gets another season
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I hope Viral Hit gets another season
I hear Marty Supreme is really good, but like. It's about a guy who dedicates his life to being a professional ping-pong player
AND he's an asshole
At least Balls of Fury made me laugh when I was 13
AND he's an asshole
At least Balls of Fury made me laugh when I was 13
December 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I hear Marty Supreme is really good, but like. It's about a guy who dedicates his life to being a professional ping-pong player
AND he's an asshole
At least Balls of Fury made me laugh when I was 13
AND he's an asshole
At least Balls of Fury made me laugh when I was 13
Yeah, sure, I'll watch the horsegirl show. That can't be too insane.
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yeah, sure, I'll watch the horsegirl show. That can't be too insane.
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.