An Asexual Cryptid
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Eats food
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Listen to Sesamoid and Dead By Sunrise right now. Stop everything you're doing and listen to peak.
#SesamoidBand #DeadBySunrise
#SesamoidBand #DeadBySunrise
God is a shithead
And we're his rejects
And we're his rejects
February 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
God is a shithead
And we're his rejects
And we're his rejects
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Nothing is promised, everything is possible. 💥
Expect chaos and prepare for glory with Emma Frost's Black Queen of the Marauders costume, first appearing in Marvel Rivals Season 6.
🗓️ Available: February 19 at 6 PM PT with no time limit!
youtube.com/shorts/GrQT1...
#MarvelRivals
Expect chaos and prepare for glory with Emma Frost's Black Queen of the Marauders costume, first appearing in Marvel Rivals Season 6.
🗓️ Available: February 19 at 6 PM PT with no time limit!
youtube.com/shorts/GrQT1...
#MarvelRivals
February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Nothing is promised, everything is possible. 💥
Expect chaos and prepare for glory with Emma Frost's Black Queen of the Marauders costume, first appearing in Marvel Rivals Season 6.
🗓️ Available: February 19 at 6 PM PT with no time limit!
youtube.com/shorts/GrQT1...
#MarvelRivals
Expect chaos and prepare for glory with Emma Frost's Black Queen of the Marauders costume, first appearing in Marvel Rivals Season 6.
🗓️ Available: February 19 at 6 PM PT with no time limit!
youtube.com/shorts/GrQT1...
#MarvelRivals
Day 1 purchase
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Day 1 purchase
To all the Angela mains out there:
I will dissect you hang you on my wall like the insects you are.
I will dissect you hang you on my wall like the insects you are.
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
To all the Angela mains out there:
I will dissect you hang you on my wall like the insects you are.
I will dissect you hang you on my wall like the insects you are.
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"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" is a meme started with a fan video in 2009, which got so popular Nintendo themselves referenced it repeatedly. However, the earliest instance of Luigi winning by doing nothing actually comes from a game and predates the meme by 5 years.
!["Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" is a popular Internet meme about Luigi that started with a video uploaded by YouTube user KlydeStorm in 2009, in which Luigi wins against CPU opponents in Mario Party 2 without performing any inputs. It became so popular that Nintendo's own social media accounts and official videos referenced it.
[A post from SuperMario_UK on Twitter]
He does nothing. How does he always win?
[A subtitle on Nintendo Monthly Rewind-April 2021 on YouTube]
But will Luigi win by doing nothing?
However, the first instance of Luigi winning while doing absolutely nothing actually comes from Nintendo themselves. In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Luigi wins a drama contest while playing grass, a role requiring him to lie down and be silent for the whole play. While it might at first appear that the other actors's performances were responsible for the victory, it turns out that everyone specifically liked Luigi doing absolutely nothing.
[Screenshots of PM:TTYD]
Hayzee was a producer, and he was looking for actors to go on stage with him.
The script was great, but I got really hosed, Bro... My "role"... My "part"...
...Was grass! I played grass by the side of the road! Grass, Bro! Grass!
I just sprawled out on the ground and had to be silent. Everyone but me had lines...
In the end, our musical was the talk of the town, and we won the Drama Slam.
But wow! Outside were tons of fans! MY fans! Fans of grass! They swarmed me!
Source: x.com/SuperMario_UK/status/1183374507811246080, youtube.com/watch?v=u8DwWOEcBbg, screenshots taken by Supper Mario Broth](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:heeihz7xdhf7dbjx4befobqw/bafkreidtb3gwy7vuwktcgr3k75dtjatrmo4zk3dmrsbjabefcdesng24bu@jpeg)
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" is a meme started with a fan video in 2009, which got so popular Nintendo themselves referenced it repeatedly. However, the earliest instance of Luigi winning by doing nothing actually comes from a game and predates the meme by 5 years.
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Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
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February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Discord's management is fucking brain dead
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Discord's management is fucking brain dead
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pick up the ash and berries
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
pick up the ash and berries
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generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
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God it annoys me when someone is like “I like this thing” and someone is compelled to say “Well I think it sucks” for no reason other than to be negative. Like I’m sorry you didn’t get the joy I did, but just because you’re a miserable bitch doesn’t mean we all have to be.
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
God it annoys me when someone is like “I like this thing” and someone is compelled to say “Well I think it sucks” for no reason other than to be negative. Like I’m sorry you didn’t get the joy I did, but just because you’re a miserable bitch doesn’t mean we all have to be.
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Segata Sanshiro!
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Segata Sanshiro!
I just got so excited I started to feel ill
BREAKING: Whisper & Tangle will be in next week's episode of The Chaotix Casefiles! This will almost certainly mark the debut of their voice actors. #SonicNews #IDWSonic
February 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I just got so excited I started to feel ill
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Fully dressing like a mad scientist and laughing maniacally while I drop a handful of pasta into a pot of boiling water.
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Fully dressing like a mad scientist and laughing maniacally while I drop a handful of pasta into a pot of boiling water.
I fucking loved Iron Lung
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I fucking loved Iron Lung
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Divorce is on Nintendo Music
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Divorce is on Nintendo Music
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you can tell the AI revolution is going well because every CEO is begging you to use it in the same tone as the government asking good citizens to buy war bonds in the 40s
February 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
you can tell the AI revolution is going well because every CEO is begging you to use it in the same tone as the government asking good citizens to buy war bonds in the 40s
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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
Re-watching the Ninjago pilots right now (for nostalgia) and I miss when Zane was autistic
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Re-watching the Ninjago pilots right now (for nostalgia) and I miss when Zane was autistic
I will be this
January 31, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I will be this
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HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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NOOOOO
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
NOOOOO