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Chris Johnson
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Retired airline pilot, cryptography (not to be confused with cryptocurrency) enthusiast.

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I was thinking about getting a fresh MMR. I was born in the window where there’s some question as to whether the MMR I got was effective.

People talk about getting your titers checked, but as far as I know there’s no harm in just getting another MMR shot even if it turns out you didn’t need it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I remember reading a similar story about a guy who lost his Google account because pictures of his young son’s groin he emailed to his pediatrician got flagged as CSAM.
A Dad Took Photos of His Naked Toddler for the Doctor. Google Flagged Him as a Criminal. (Published 2022)
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This kind of thing terrifies me. My Apple account bootstraps my entire digital existence.
December 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I was 38 25 years ago, and I’m still 38.
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
No Mas Presents: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden
YouTube video by Victory Journal
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I did see some in Malaysia a few days ago though.
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
One can only hope.
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Vacitan City?
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I just used it on two Qatar legs. It’s fantastic.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It was an NFC reader. It had the QR reader below it, but it had the NFC symbol thing.
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ten bucks for “I have a follow-up question: What the fuck are you talking about?”
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don’t think he knows how big a number a trillion is. They haven’t collected anything like a trillion dollars in tariffs.
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’ll find out for sure next week.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It says it lets you “pass through TSA checkpoints for domestic travel,” but I suspect it’ll let you through TSA checkpoints for international travel too. I think they’re just being cautious in their wording lest people think it’s actually a digital passport.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Is this the first appearance of an em dash in a Trump missive? There’s no chance Trump knows what an em dash is, how to use it, or how to type it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I always wondered what the “ID” in “voter ID” stood for.
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It’s absolutely impossible for anyone to have foreseen this.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM