Captain Quiz
@captainquiz.bsky.social
Socialist Miniature painter. Insufferable other ways too.
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Captain Quiz
@captainquiz.bsky.social
· Jan 1
My girlfriend and I made a collage of a few of the models I painted in 2024. It was a long, hectic year. I met someone who now means a lot to me, we almost bought a house, we didn't buy a house, I got a mediocre placing at more tournaments than went to the year before. Hoping to paint even more!
It's funny when the Muppets are kind of jerks. Like little mischievous tricksters. But also that they're very stupid and mundane.
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 AM
It's funny when the Muppets are kind of jerks. Like little mischievous tricksters. But also that they're very stupid and mundane.
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
January 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
Went 2-0-1 at the local Lorwyn pre release and while I think the set leaves a lot to be desired, it's still good to be back.
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Went 2-0-1 at the local Lorwyn pre release and while I think the set leaves a lot to be desired, it's still good to be back.
I got a new fish, a Royal Blue Dwarf Gourami. I still need a name though!
January 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I got a new fish, a Royal Blue Dwarf Gourami. I still need a name though!
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Stump gun and crew for my turnip28 army. I kitbashed them a little but the base minis are a combo of 3D prints and a metal mini from knucklebone miniatures, tine fieldling, darksword miniatures, and the frogspawn's 50 Pounder
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Stump gun and crew for my turnip28 army. I kitbashed them a little but the base minis are a combo of 3D prints and a metal mini from knucklebone miniatures, tine fieldling, darksword miniatures, and the frogspawn's 50 Pounder
Wait, I've seen this guy before.
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Wait, I've seen this guy before.
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Here's all four. These sculpts have been the perfect opportunity to push myself out of a grimdark color habit and into something joyously weird. #MiniPainting
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Here's all four. These sculpts have been the perfect opportunity to push myself out of a grimdark color habit and into something joyously weird. #MiniPainting
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the passing of Rocket, the Betta. He spent much of his life in a 20 gallon long and is survived by 5 kuhli loaches, a few dozen ramshorns and an uncountable number of shrimp he spent is waning days terrorizing.
January 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the passing of Rocket, the Betta. He spent much of his life in a 20 gallon long and is survived by 5 kuhli loaches, a few dozen ramshorns and an uncountable number of shrimp he spent is waning days terrorizing.
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when you're not sufficiently grateful to the state sponsored paramilitary groups for the free executions
January 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
when you're not sufficiently grateful to the state sponsored paramilitary groups for the free executions
Making some progress on the ardboyz. These aren't done, but there's still a billion more to go
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Making some progress on the ardboyz. These aren't done, but there's still a billion more to go
There's only one thing that can heal this increasingly divided nation; Homestar Runner: The Movie.
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
There's only one thing that can heal this increasingly divided nation; Homestar Runner: The Movie.
New thread I'm going to try and update, but will almost certainly forget. Last year I played 47 games of Age of Sigmar, this year my goal is 52!
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
New thread I'm going to try and update, but will almost certainly forget. Last year I played 47 games of Age of Sigmar, this year my goal is 52!
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I don't know man I think the fact that a massive social media platform has a built in tool to take a picture of a child and put them in a bikini should be a society altering scandal especially in a society that has been repeatedly curtailing our civil liberties under the banner of "protecting kids"
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I don't know man I think the fact that a massive social media platform has a built in tool to take a picture of a child and put them in a bikini should be a society altering scandal especially in a society that has been repeatedly curtailing our civil liberties under the banner of "protecting kids"
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Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
Time to steal my buddy @whosyoursaddy.bsky.social whole flow and post about everything I watch and play this year, many of which will be the same as we are in the same Movie Book Club.
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Time to steal my buddy @whosyoursaddy.bsky.social whole flow and post about everything I watch and play this year, many of which will be the same as we are in the same Movie Book Club.
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passed by two huge grotesque midjourney-generated nativity scene fence tapestries while walking the dog this afternoon but then we saw a squirrel eating a corndog which made everything better
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
passed by two huge grotesque midjourney-generated nativity scene fence tapestries while walking the dog this afternoon but then we saw a squirrel eating a corndog which made everything better
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
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I need frog miniatures to paint in 2026. Send me your best frog guys.
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I need frog miniatures to paint in 2026. Send me your best frog guys.
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Too old to catch the shrimp, young enough to dream
December 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Too old to catch the shrimp, young enough to dream
I'm not going to play the new divinity because of this. Show this post to the shareholders.
December 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm not going to play the new divinity because of this. Show this post to the shareholders.
Can't believe Silk Song is real
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Can't believe Silk Song is real