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CaptainWonkoTheSane
@captainles.bsky.social
Avid sailor. Pirate by ancestry.
Also... USAF Vet, Big Tech guy, yacht design & maritime history enthusiast. Have been known to play a little blues guitar.

If you sail please let me know - we've got a Starter Pack!
Funny.
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Come on, Kids, we all know this one.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Pritzker is a fat slob"
- This fuckin guy
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We should all assert our First Amendment right to avoid disclosing to the federal government how much money we make.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You know you make me wanna (shout)
Kick my heels up and (shout)
Throw my hands up and (shout)
Throw my head back and (shout)
Come on now (shout)
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Itinerary planning for some Exumas #sailing in March. The Exumas are like a candy store - there are way more beautiful anchorages than you have time to see, so you just have to keep going back.
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A container barge lies grounded on a reef in the Bahamas after a storm.

Locals have take it upon themselves to open the containers and offload the cargo.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I particularly love this bonus dose of stupidity. Following through on his instructions to investigate all of those people will, by association, render every dusty, creepy cobweb of Trump's existence subject to discovery. Bring it on.
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The gales of November remembered...
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I bought this book from Amazon and it has arrived unsigned and now I’m kinda freaking out a little.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Okay, so... what the fuck is this guy doing?
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This bullshit banner on the FDA web site underscores just how many Trumpist assholes need to be marched to the guillotine when normalcy is restored.
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
None of this is true. The "Lincoln Bathroom" didn't exist until Eisenhower's WH renovations ~1952. The original toilet room adjacent to the office that would become the Lincoln Bedroom (1945) was removed and the existing bathroom was built.
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If the Boeing be a rockin', don't bother knockin'
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Support your president!
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Won’t you…
Help a boy like Andrew…
Get to Florida?
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Behind enemy lines…
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Elise Stefanik represents the NY-21. It's the bright red thing at the top of this map, at the polar opposite end of the bright blue bit at the bottom, which is NYC.

Elise Stefanik knows fuck all about New Yorkers.
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If your #NoKings protest doesn’t have bagpipes then what are we even doing here.
October 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
3 Generations of Radical Leftists
October 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
October 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
What are we even doing here
October 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you won’t brush me, I’ll do it myself.
October 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM