CaptainWonkoTheSane
@captainles.bsky.social
Avid sailor. Pirate by ancestry.
Also... USAF Vet, Big Tech guy, yacht design & maritime history enthusiast. Have been known to play a little blues guitar.
If you sail please let me know - we've got a Starter Pack!
Also... USAF Vet, Big Tech guy, yacht design & maritime history enthusiast. Have been known to play a little blues guitar.
If you sail please let me know - we've got a Starter Pack!
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Of this you can be certain:
If Democrat lawmakers treated Republican voters the way Republican lawmakers are treating Democrat voters there would already be gun battles in the streets.
This simple fact is *the* reason they're doing what they're doing. Because they know they can.
If Democrat lawmakers treated Republican voters the way Republican lawmakers are treating Democrat voters there would already be gun battles in the streets.
This simple fact is *the* reason they're doing what they're doing. Because they know they can.
Courtesy Notice: People posting links to "OMIGODHOLYSHITBREAKING!!!" YouTube videos will be blocked.
They're all crap. Do better.
They're all crap. Do better.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Courtesy Notice: People posting links to "OMIGODHOLYSHITBREAKING!!!" YouTube videos will be blocked.
They're all crap. Do better.
They're all crap. Do better.
JD Vance thinks turkey tastes bad because he's never had turkey that hasn't been spit on.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
JD Vance thinks turkey tastes bad because he's never had turkey that hasn't been spit on.
At this point we should just initiate The Purge.
I mean, the original article on this heavily implies his dad turned his mom in to win the custody battle. www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
Woman with family connection to White House press secretary arrested by ICE in Revere
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere.
www.wcvb.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
At this point we should just initiate The Purge.
The presidency is not a part-time job.
But yeah, tell me again how Biden was old...
But yeah, tell me again how Biden was old...
“..Trump in his second term has started scheduled events in the afternoon on average, at 12:08 p.m. .. The number of Mr. Trump’s total official appearances has decreased by 39 percent.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The presidency is not a part-time job.
But yeah, tell me again how Biden was old...
But yeah, tell me again how Biden was old...
Come on, Kids, we all know this one.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Come on, Kids, we all know this one.
"Pritzker is a fat slob"
- This fuckin guy
- This fuckin guy
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Pritzker is a fat slob"
- This fuckin guy
- This fuckin guy
We should all assert our First Amendment right to avoid disclosing to the federal government how much money we make.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
We should all assert our First Amendment right to avoid disclosing to the federal government how much money we make.
The reminiscing in the comments - spot on.
After my fam moved from FL to NJ when I was 5 my parents would put me on a plane every summer to visit relatives.
When I was 8 I did the entirety of EWR to MCO in the cockpit jump seat of a National 727.
Can't do that anymore, either.
After my fam moved from FL to NJ when I was 5 my parents would put me on a plane every summer to visit relatives.
When I was 8 I did the entirety of EWR to MCO in the cockpit jump seat of a National 727.
Can't do that anymore, either.
The trend towards dressing down started when TSA began requiring passengers to strip down to get through security.
Also, Sean Duffy is a moron.
Also, Sean Duffy is a moron.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The reminiscing in the comments - spot on.
After my fam moved from FL to NJ when I was 5 my parents would put me on a plane every summer to visit relatives.
When I was 8 I did the entirety of EWR to MCO in the cockpit jump seat of a National 727.
Can't do that anymore, either.
After my fam moved from FL to NJ when I was 5 my parents would put me on a plane every summer to visit relatives.
When I was 8 I did the entirety of EWR to MCO in the cockpit jump seat of a National 727.
Can't do that anymore, either.
The Supermarket Oldies Soundtrack just spun “Genie in a Bottle” and damn, that’s cold…
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The Supermarket Oldies Soundtrack just spun “Genie in a Bottle” and damn, that’s cold…
A better person than I would say, "I hope Candace gets the professional help she needs."
I, on the other hand, hope she falls into a fuckin' hole.
I, on the other hand, hope she falls into a fuckin' hole.
Looks like it’s going to be another perfectly normal day from the American right-wing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A better person than I would say, "I hope Candace gets the professional help she needs."
I, on the other hand, hope she falls into a fuckin' hole.
I, on the other hand, hope she falls into a fuckin' hole.
Another reminder that full vehicle autonomy can not be achieved at scale using vehicles as independent nodes.
Vehicle autonomy **requires** V2V (vehicle to vehicle) and V2I (vehicle to infrastructure) communications.
Vehicle autonomy **requires** V2V (vehicle to vehicle) and V2I (vehicle to infrastructure) communications.
This is near 100% confirmation that Tesla won't get a permit to roll out FSD Supervised in Europe.
My hunch is that the Regulator needs Tesla's FSD data, which Tesla has refused to submit even to regulators in California since 2014.
I wonder what Tesla has to hide?
My hunch is that the Regulator needs Tesla's FSD data, which Tesla has refused to submit even to regulators in California since 2014.
I wonder what Tesla has to hide?
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Another reminder that full vehicle autonomy can not be achieved at scale using vehicles as independent nodes.
Vehicle autonomy **requires** V2V (vehicle to vehicle) and V2I (vehicle to infrastructure) communications.
Vehicle autonomy **requires** V2V (vehicle to vehicle) and V2I (vehicle to infrastructure) communications.
The trend towards dressing down started when TSA began requiring passengers to strip down to get through security.
Also, Sean Duffy is a moron.
Also, Sean Duffy is a moron.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The trend towards dressing down started when TSA began requiring passengers to strip down to get through security.
Also, Sean Duffy is a moron.
Also, Sean Duffy is a moron.
Yes. Quit your job, sell your house and move to a Red state where unemployment is higher, schools suck and healthcare is worse.
These people are just shockingly stupid.
These people are just shockingly stupid.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yes. Quit your job, sell your house and move to a Red state where unemployment is higher, schools suck and healthcare is worse.
These people are just shockingly stupid.
These people are just shockingly stupid.
The people who took this child should be hunted down and publicly flayed.
A video captured of Maria a Street Vendor reunited with her
Autistic 15 yr old son after he was wrongfully detained for 50 days.
Autistic 15 yr old son after he was wrongfully detained for 50 days.
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The people who took this child should be hunted down and publicly flayed.
You know you make me wanna (shout)
Kick my heels up and (shout)
Throw my hands up and (shout)
Throw my head back and (shout)
Come on now (shout)
Kick my heels up and (shout)
Throw my hands up and (shout)
Throw my head back and (shout)
Come on now (shout)
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You know you make me wanna (shout)
Kick my heels up and (shout)
Throw my hands up and (shout)
Throw my head back and (shout)
Come on now (shout)
Kick my heels up and (shout)
Throw my hands up and (shout)
Throw my head back and (shout)
Come on now (shout)
"HIGHEST STOCK MARKET EVER"
The S&P 500, alone, has lost over a trillion $ in value in the last 2 weeks.
The S&P 500, alone, has lost over a trillion $ in value in the last 2 weeks.
Some piggy needs to ask him for proof.
Trump is so far detached from reality it’s absurd. It’s past time to talk seriously about the 25th Amendment.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"HIGHEST STOCK MARKET EVER"
The S&P 500, alone, has lost over a trillion $ in value in the last 2 weeks.
The S&P 500, alone, has lost over a trillion $ in value in the last 2 weeks.
I think it's funny that so many people are twisting themselves into knots trying to figure out the whole Trump/Mamdani thing.
It's so very basic - Trump sees his polling numbers.
It's so very basic - Trump sees his polling numbers.
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I think it's funny that so many people are twisting themselves into knots trying to figure out the whole Trump/Mamdani thing.
It's so very basic - Trump sees his polling numbers.
It's so very basic - Trump sees his polling numbers.
Sadly, true
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sadly, true
I stumbled upon my high school yearbook (1980) online.
There's an entire section devoted to teachers and their 2nd jobs.
We should probably do better.
There's an entire section devoted to teachers and their 2nd jobs.
We should probably do better.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I stumbled upon my high school yearbook (1980) online.
There's an entire section devoted to teachers and their 2nd jobs.
We should probably do better.
There's an entire section devoted to teachers and their 2nd jobs.
We should probably do better.
Recent losses in investment accounts, across the board, more than suggest that it won't be long until white folks rise up and drag the Orange Fuckpuppet out his nasty fake-ass stucco whorehouse in Palm Beach and make a bonfire out of him.
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Recent losses in investment accounts, across the board, more than suggest that it won't be long until white folks rise up and drag the Orange Fuckpuppet out his nasty fake-ass stucco whorehouse in Palm Beach and make a bonfire out of him.
Itinerary planning for some Exumas #sailing in March. The Exumas are like a candy store - there are way more beautiful anchorages than you have time to see, so you just have to keep going back.
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Itinerary planning for some Exumas #sailing in March. The Exumas are like a candy store - there are way more beautiful anchorages than you have time to see, so you just have to keep going back.
In an age in which we are continuously, relentlessly bombarded with Stupid, this manages to stand out as being More Stupid.
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In an age in which we are continuously, relentlessly bombarded with Stupid, this manages to stand out as being More Stupid.
So... Trump actually believes some people are, in fact, real pigs?
Test him again.
Test him again.
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
So... Trump actually believes some people are, in fact, real pigs?
Test him again.
Test him again.
Pigs (Three Different Ones)
YouTube video by Pink Floyd - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM