Captain Caiman
@captaincaiman.bsky.social
Professional Pansexual Reptile.
Lover of all things NSFW.
Message me if you want to get freaky or if you want to hear my best dad joke.
Don't beg me to commission you, I spend all my money on 55 gallon drums of lube.
🔞 No minors allowed 🔞
Lover of all things NSFW.
Message me if you want to get freaky or if you want to hear my best dad joke.
Don't beg me to commission you, I spend all my money on 55 gallon drums of lube.
🔞 No minors allowed 🔞
May the best monster fucker win
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
May the best monster fucker win
That's my friggin queen right there
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
That's my friggin queen right there
No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratically, exponentially, while I scream and see the light, etc.
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratically, exponentially, while I scream and see the light, etc.
Do yall think Mega Scolipede gets an even longer, cooler looking cock?
October 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Do yall think Mega Scolipede gets an even longer, cooler looking cock?
Like licking a 9-volt battery
October 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Like licking a 9-volt battery