Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing
@captainbobbie.bsky.social
Coaxing heavy metal into the sky, then wrasslin’ and wranglin’ it back to the ground again. Cardigan aficionado. Queer with a homosexual sensibility. Seattle living and world gallivanting. I pretend to write. 🌈
www.captainbobbie.com
www.captainbobbie.com
Olive you, I really do. 💜🤌🏼🇮🇹
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Olive you, I really do. 💜🤌🏼🇮🇹
My arrival last night was in the dark, so I could not appreciate this ridiculous view. Not much of a wifi scene, so I’ll be saving my data and not worrying about y’all, lovingly. If you need anything, no you don’t. Ciao! 🇮🇹
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
My arrival last night was in the dark, so I could not appreciate this ridiculous view. Not much of a wifi scene, so I’ll be saving my data and not worrying about y’all, lovingly. If you need anything, no you don’t. Ciao! 🇮🇹
I’m working on my cinematography skills, but this made me think of The Devil Wears Prada. That’s all. (Good morning, Paris!)
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I’m working on my cinematography skills, but this made me think of The Devil Wears Prada. That’s all. (Good morning, Paris!)
Anyway, back on my rich auntie shit. I’m off to Italy to make some pasta, taste some wine, and do some yoga. Do not disturb, unless you’re cute.
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Anyway, back on my rich auntie shit. I’m off to Italy to make some pasta, taste some wine, and do some yoga. Do not disturb, unless you’re cute.
It’s a tough day for all of aviation, but cargo pilots especially. I found out from my mom, who had endearing and supportive things to say. 💜
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It’s a tough day for all of aviation, but cargo pilots especially. I found out from my mom, who had endearing and supportive things to say. 💜
OOO, DND, slams MCD shut & I just had an incredible massage. Living my best rich auntie life.
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
OOO, DND, slams MCD shut & I just had an incredible massage. Living my best rich auntie life.
And you documented it! (I snagged this for prime meme-ing the other night 😅)
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
And you documented it! (I snagged this for prime meme-ing the other night 😅)
Let’s just say that I won’t be doing drag anytime soon— I don’t like things on my face, but it was a fabulous time at a día de muertos gala. I love an occasion!
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Let’s just say that I won’t be doing drag anytime soon— I don’t like things on my face, but it was a fabulous time at a día de muertos gala. I love an occasion!
My friends asked me to officiate their wedding (this is my…sixth?) and I canNOT with the gift. It’s so on brand! YSL & Labubu coming to you in October 2026
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
My friends asked me to officiate their wedding (this is my…sixth?) and I canNOT with the gift. It’s so on brand! YSL & Labubu coming to you in October 2026
I love making myself meals when I’m home. It’s very grounding and a form of self-care. But one thing I don’t like doing is cooking chicken— that’s where a Costco rotisserie chicken does many jobs. I make stock and freeze it for easy soups like this. So delish!
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I love making myself meals when I’m home. It’s very grounding and a form of self-care. But one thing I don’t like doing is cooking chicken— that’s where a Costco rotisserie chicken does many jobs. I make stock and freeze it for easy soups like this. So delish!
Good morning. I’m having two Sundays. The first was spent crossing the Pacific. The second is firmly planted at home, reading the paper as is customary. It’s also my half birthday. Please clap.
October 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning. I’m having two Sundays. The first was spent crossing the Pacific. The second is firmly planted at home, reading the paper as is customary. It’s also my half birthday. Please clap.
Yesterday I spent all day at a spa. $70 got me a 90 minute aromatherapy massage, a cute lil lunch after, and access to the sauna and hot tubs— as well as little nooks and crannies (not pictured) to relax in. China understands the layover assignment.
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Yesterday I spent all day at a spa. $70 got me a 90 minute aromatherapy massage, a cute lil lunch after, and access to the sauna and hot tubs— as well as little nooks and crannies (not pictured) to relax in. China understands the layover assignment.
I caught the tail end of the protest in Anchorage— this sign still has me screaming! Slay, sis 💅🏼
October 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I caught the tail end of the protest in Anchorage— this sign still has me screaming! Slay, sis 💅🏼
Very much in the throes of mid-roster woes, tired and lonely— but I look cute in my WAC gear. I had a great landing last night, smooth enough that the speed brakes didn’t come up automatically. Let me savor it!
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October 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Very much in the throes of mid-roster woes, tired and lonely— but I look cute in my WAC gear. I had a great landing last night, smooth enough that the speed brakes didn’t come up automatically. Let me savor it!
Please submit your puppy pictures below. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Please submit your puppy pictures below. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Zoom in on the windscreen.
October 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Zoom in on the windscreen.
A friend suggested that I join her athletic club. I was wary, because I’m not really a bougie club person. But, dear reader, as it turns out, I am very much a club person. I do workout, but the social element is far too much fun! It’s my new third space. (And the sauna/steam room is so worth it.)
October 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
A friend suggested that I join her athletic club. I was wary, because I’m not really a bougie club person. But, dear reader, as it turns out, I am very much a club person. I do workout, but the social element is far too much fun! It’s my new third space. (And the sauna/steam room is so worth it.)
Perhaps the best scene in modern television 💅🏼
October 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Perhaps the best scene in modern television 💅🏼
Anyway, I needed to use up some 🍆 so I braised it in some broth, wine, and added couscous.
October 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Anyway, I needed to use up some 🍆 so I braised it in some broth, wine, and added couscous.
The M’s got their butts whooped today, but it was still fun to watch the game (on the jumbotron) from seats that are likely over $1k now— and of course I spotted my beloved Scandinavian making her arrival into SeaTac!
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The M’s got their butts whooped today, but it was still fun to watch the game (on the jumbotron) from seats that are likely over $1k now— and of course I spotted my beloved Scandinavian making her arrival into SeaTac!
Introducing Greta, the grape Moccamaster. An eBay find, she leaked a little at first. I tinkered as best I could, and it seems I fixed it (unsure how, but I digress). Let’s hope she lasts!
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Introducing Greta, the grape Moccamaster. An eBay find, she leaked a little at first. I tinkered as best I could, and it seems I fixed it (unsure how, but I digress). Let’s hope she lasts!
Lovely day for a quick lap around the lake! It might be one of the last nice days for awhile, but I hope to get out a few more times— there’s so much to see, and I’m always so nosy about this big ship.
October 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Lovely day for a quick lap around the lake! It might be one of the last nice days for awhile, but I hope to get out a few more times— there’s so much to see, and I’m always so nosy about this big ship.
I have so much love to give, and I’ve given much of it away to the wrong people. I don’t regret that. But the chances of me giving my love to someone so deserving, who reciprocates it, feel so slim.
October 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I have so much love to give, and I’ve given much of it away to the wrong people. I don’t regret that. But the chances of me giving my love to someone so deserving, who reciprocates it, feel so slim.
I don’t know if my family curse is such that my husband would die, but perhaps it’s that I might not even find one. Meanwhile, I’m thriving in my typical home-time shenanigans and fall traditions: shark coochie and Practical Magic.
October 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t know if my family curse is such that my husband would die, but perhaps it’s that I might not even find one. Meanwhile, I’m thriving in my typical home-time shenanigans and fall traditions: shark coochie and Practical Magic.
I love a cute business class pod home. Back in my rainy lil burg, where it’s finally grey! HA872 ICN-SEA
September 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I love a cute business class pod home. Back in my rainy lil burg, where it’s finally grey! HA872 ICN-SEA
I tried diligently to change my seat on an Air China flight via their website, which gave me PhD level authentications (“fTs” was prescient). I ended up going through our AmexGBT app, and the poor agent had to put up with my shenanigans.
September 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I tried diligently to change my seat on an Air China flight via their website, which gave me PhD level authentications (“fTs” was prescient). I ended up going through our AmexGBT app, and the poor agent had to put up with my shenanigans.