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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing

@captainbobbie.bsky.social

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Coaxing heavy metal into the sky, then wrasslin’ and wranglin’ it back to the ground again. Cardigan aficionado. Queer with a homosexual sensibility. Seattle living and world gallivanting. I pretend to write. 🌈 www.captainbobbie.com

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 1d

Correct! I found it reasonable when compared to other high end gyms.

Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 1d

A friend suggested that I join her athletic club. I was wary, because I’m not really a bougie club person. But, dear reader, as it turns out, I am very much a club person. I do workout, but the social element is far too much fun! It’s my new third space. (And the sauna/steam room is so worth it.)

Bearded homosexual in fall attire, relaxing in a library

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll just miss you. Heading to ANC on Monday!

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 4d

Baseball is excruciating, but 🔱🔱🔱

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 5d

Perhaps the best scene in modern television 💅🏼

Electra wetting her whistle before tearing into a white lady

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 5d

Ooo can you send me a link? I’m looking for a galley cart.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 6d

I actually hate all of you

Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 6d

Dating: the bar is in hell, and I’ve bellied up to get a drink. My ex texted me last week to gloat about his new partner. A guy I was mildly interested in kindly, gently rejected me. And halfway though a date tonight, someone told me he was in a relationship. Cheers!

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 6d

Anyway, I needed to use up some 🍆 so I braised it in some broth, wine, and added couscous.

Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 6d

*blocked*

Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 6d

The M’s got their butts whooped today, but it was still fun to watch the game (on the jumbotron) from seats that are likely over $1k now— and of course I spotted my beloved Scandinavian making her arrival into SeaTac!

Bearded homosexual in Mariners gear with a Nicole Kidman lookalike

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 6d

Introducing Greta, the grape Moccamaster. An eBay find, she leaked a little at first. I tinkered as best I could, and it seems I fixed it (unsure how, but I digress). Let’s hope she lasts!

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 7d

LeviOsa, not leviosA

Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 7d

Lovely day for a quick lap around the lake! It might be one of the last nice days for awhile, but I hope to get out a few more times— there’s so much to see, and I’m always so nosy about this big ship.

Bebe the Bussy Barge in front of Gasworks park on Lake Union, ft a gay water bottle

Seaplane departs from Lake Union on clear blue day

Bearded homosexual in front of large naval vessel

Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 8d

I have so much love to give, and I’ve given much of it away to the wrong people. I don’t regret that. But the chances of me giving my love to someone so deserving, who reciprocates it, feel so slim.

Seattle skyline and Olympic mountain silhouette amidst a smoky sunset

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 9d

Charcuterie. Sharcooter. Shark coochie. Please don’t ask me how my brain works 😅

Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 9d

I don’t know if my family curse is such that my husband would die, but perhaps it’s that I might not even find one. Meanwhile, I’m thriving in my typical home-time shenanigans and fall traditions: shark coochie and Practical Magic.

Bearded homosexual in a speedo holding up peace signs after cold plunging in Puget Sound amidst the Olympic mountains

Shark coochie board in the shape of Montana in front of a fire with the Practical Magic title screen

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 14d

Please do not text your ex to brag about how good your life is and that you have a new partner. Just don’t do it.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 15d

That's why I can (sort of) sleep at night. I know that he and his ilk are deeply unpopular, even if they're loud.

Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 15d

Of COURSE you do, badass. That gives me some semblance of hope!

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 15d

I hope that's the case. How do we know, though?

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 15d

I love a cute business class pod home. Back in my rainy lil burg, where it’s finally grey! HA872 ICN-SEA

Bearded homosexual in a business class pod

Interior of Hawaiian Dreamliner with a starry sky

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 17d

In good faith, and quite seriously: what are the chances of someone migrating to the US right now "legally" and what avenues can they take?

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 18d

All next week, highs in the 60s and lows in the 50s with rain in Seattle. You bet your sweet bippy that I am having coffee on my lanai and making soupS!

Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 18d

I don't even like Kimmel, but I canceled Hulu— and my credit card even has a perk to pay for it. I won't be resubscribing, and instead, I donated to Cascade PBS. I'd rather nerd out with Samantha Brown and Rick Steves!

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