Captain Awkward
@captainawkward.bsky.social
Advice blogger, soon-to-be-author. You may remember me as CAwkward on that other site, but I have reclaimed my full title and powers! Here to make new internets to push the bad internets down.
Knowing how it torments you does not exactly make me want to share it less (chili dog…sucking on)
a man in a blue suit and white shirt is eating a hot dog
Alt: Liam Neeson in a dapper navy suit absolutely sucking down a chili dog
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November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Knowing how it torments you does not exactly make me want to share it less (chili dog…sucking on)
It’s the adjusting of the lyrics before the bridge for me
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It’s the adjusting of the lyrics before the bridge for me
It’s far too powerful
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It’s far too powerful
It’s perfect outside tonight!
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It’s perfect outside tonight!
Finnegan
Figaro
Mr. Beard
Christopheles
Voluntine
Figaro
Mr. Beard
Christopheles
Voluntine
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Finnegan
Figaro
Mr. Beard
Christopheles
Voluntine
Figaro
Mr. Beard
Christopheles
Voluntine
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November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We’re fundraising $40k to ensure that the real humans providing that advice can access health care. 99 donors brought us to $6,100 overnight and when we hit $10k, we will receive an anonymous matching gift. Donate here! www.classy.org/campaign/scarl...
Higher education and medical care should be scot free for everyone, and UBI should make it possible for people to go back to school at any age or stage of their career if they want, to learn whatever they like.
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Higher education and medical care should be scot free for everyone, and UBI should make it possible for people to go back to school at any age or stage of their career if they want, to learn whatever they like.
Immigration should be painless, welcome, and easy. Becoming a US citizen for those who wish it should take no more than a year, and the process should be no more onerous than applying for a driver’s license or marriage license. Let’s say $35 and some paperwork and you’re good!
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Immigration should be painless, welcome, and easy. Becoming a US citizen for those who wish it should take no more than a year, and the process should be no more onerous than applying for a driver’s license or marriage license. Let’s say $35 and some paperwork and you’re good!
You’re so smart and insightful!
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You’re so smart and insightful!
I am! Thanks for the compliment!
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I am! Thanks for the compliment!
What a helpful and astute observation!
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What a helpful and astute observation!
Good exclamation, very loud!
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Good exclamation, very loud!
May your quest succeed!
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
May your quest succeed!
Her Pancho & Lefty makes me cry, too.
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Her Pancho & Lefty makes me cry, too.
💙💙💙 Emmylou covers him the best of anyone.
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
💙💙💙 Emmylou covers him the best of anyone.
It’s everywhere
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It’s everywhere
He’d be great! Riz Ahmed could go proper feral, and there are so many other possibilities.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He’d be great! Riz Ahmed could go proper feral, and there are so many other possibilities.