Captain Awkward
@captainawkward.bsky.social
Advice blogger, soon-to-be-author. You may remember me as CAwkward on that other site, but I have reclaimed my full title and powers! Here to make new internets to push the bad internets down.
May your lair be warm and hide you from trouble
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
May your lair be warm and hide you from trouble
Left picture: Before singing to her
Right picture: During singing
Right picture: During singing
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Left picture: Before singing to her
Right picture: During singing
Right picture: During singing
Amtrak color study
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Amtrak color study
Color = These trees + 30-50 million years, give or take
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Color = These trees + 30-50 million years, give or take
Got an amber ring I bought in Gdansk in 1994 resized. I wore it daily for more than a decade and my hand remembers it like it never left.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Got an amber ring I bought in Gdansk in 1994 resized. I wore it daily for more than a decade and my hand remembers it like it never left.
She was (RIP). Her successors are also very cute but we’ll never see that silent film star face-card again!
October 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
She was (RIP). Her successors are also very cute but we’ll never see that silent film star face-card again!
She weighed 5.5 lbs aka 5 pounds of fury and was both a cuddlebug and a terrorist.
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
She weighed 5.5 lbs aka 5 pounds of fury and was both a cuddlebug and a terrorist.
“YOU DON’T HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK GOOOOOOD.”
She had the most gravel-y, Marge Simpson’s sisters-level, scratchy, downright *busted* voice. She winked at me and I was immediately reminded of The Bead, who was also tiny, adorably dotted, and had a meow like a stuck garbage disposal.
She had the most gravel-y, Marge Simpson’s sisters-level, scratchy, downright *busted* voice. She winked at me and I was immediately reminded of The Bead, who was also tiny, adorably dotted, and had a meow like a stuck garbage disposal.
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“YOU DON’T HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK GOOOOOOD.”
She had the most gravel-y, Marge Simpson’s sisters-level, scratchy, downright *busted* voice. She winked at me and I was immediately reminded of The Bead, who was also tiny, adorably dotted, and had a meow like a stuck garbage disposal.
She had the most gravel-y, Marge Simpson’s sisters-level, scratchy, downright *busted* voice. She winked at me and I was immediately reminded of The Bead, who was also tiny, adorably dotted, and had a meow like a stuck garbage disposal.
Need a lil’ buddy?
October 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Need a lil’ buddy?
Cleaning up ok
October 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Cleaning up ok
I’m back in Euless and that light you see is the rising sun.
October 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’m back in Euless and that light you see is the rising sun.
The traditional 9th anniversary gifts are pottery or wicker so here’s wishing you love and a bountiful harvest @jeremydnichols.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The traditional 9th anniversary gifts are pottery or wicker so here’s wishing you love and a bountiful harvest @jeremydnichols.bsky.social
Day 4 in TX. We are now regulars.
October 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Day 4 in TX. We are now regulars.
Opening frame of the indie coming-of-age film I woulda made if I’d grown up down here
October 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Opening frame of the indie coming-of-age film I woulda made if I’d grown up down here
Then and now, she is the cutest.
October 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Then and now, she is the cutest.
Henrietta turning on Kitten Mode
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Henrietta turning on Kitten Mode
Love your work!
September 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Love your work!
I bet more people can block it, today, than it will recruit voters ever.
September 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I bet more people can block it, today, than it will recruit voters ever.
Tfw you catch* the big ball
*nap next to
*nap next to
September 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Tfw you catch* the big ball
*nap next to
*nap next to
He is! The camera loves him.
September 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He is! The camera loves him.
The Gentleman Contemplates The Day Ahead: Whither The Brain Cell?
September 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Gentleman Contemplates The Day Ahead: Whither The Brain Cell?
Daniel Jason Mendoza Striped Tiger, when I sing along to Wig In A Box while making full eye contact before he’s had his breakfast
September 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Daniel Jason Mendoza Striped Tiger, when I sing along to Wig In A Box while making full eye contact before he’s had his breakfast
You are…not wrong
August 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You are…not wrong
One time I wore a new winter hat to class and one of my students said I had “Marple energy” and I floated through the following year as if on a cloud. Here is the selfie I took that day for reference.
August 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
One time I wore a new winter hat to class and one of my students said I had “Marple energy” and I floated through the following year as if on a cloud. Here is the selfie I took that day for reference.