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Can You Strangle The Horse?
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You cannot strangle the horse in Blue Prince
Screenshot of the armoury in Blue Prince. A shield with a Knight chess piece is on the wall, its noble neck devoid of good, honest, stranglin' hands
October 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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You cannot strangle a horse in Katamari Damacy
The Prince of all the Cosmos approaches a horse, not to strangle, but to engulf, in this Katamari Damacy screenshot
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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@canyoustranglehrse.bsky.social I can confirm that you cannot strangle the horse in Barbie Horse Adventures.
October 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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You cannot strangle the horse in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
The Boss is riding, instead of strangling, her horse in this Metal Gear Solid 3 screenshot
October 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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You cannot strangle the horse in Lost Kingdoms
A weird looking, yet thoroughly unstrangled, horse stands before some sort of stranglenot videogame character in this Lost Kingdom's screenshot
October 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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You cannot strangle the horse in Street Fighter 6
M Bison turns his back on a horse instead of strangling it in this screenshot from a Street Fighter 6 trailer
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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You cannot strangle the horse in Bloodborne
A screenshot from Bloodborne, one of the best games ever. In it, the hunter (who is doing NO strangling whatsoever) is facing off against an absolutely BOLLOCKSED horse in the form of Ludwig the Holy Blade. Ludwig, while utterly buggered as far as horses go, remains unstrangled.
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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You cannot strangle the horse in Boogie Wings (also known as The Great Ragtime Show)
A pixellated yet unstrangled Trojan horse faces a red biplane with a hook, but no gumption, in this screenshot from the underrated side-scrolling arcade game Boogie Wings
October 22, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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You cannot strangle the horse in Final Fantasy 8
The unstrangled Sleipnir, ridden by the cowardly and unstrangling Odin, stands facing Quistis, Squall, and Irvine, none of whom are doing any bloody strangling, in this screenshot from Final Fantasy 8.
October 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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If only there was a game where you COULD strangle the horse. I bet that would be the best game ever.
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You cannot strangle the horse in Stardew Valley
A calm and pixellated horse with a flower behind its ear remains completely unstrangled in this Stardew Valley screenshot
October 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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You cannot strangle the horse in Stardew Valley
A calm and pixellated horse with a flower behind its ear remains completely unstrangled in this Stardew Valley screenshot
October 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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You cannot strangle the horse in Pocket Card Jockey
A blue and unstrangleable horse is pictured with its cowardly, unstrangling rider blue sky in this screenshot from Pocket Card Jockey
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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You cannot strangle the horse in Elden Ring
Torrent the unstrangleable horse is pictured with its cowardly, unstrangling rider against a cloudy sky and rocky ground in this screenshot from Elden Ring
October 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM