someone stole my pretzels
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she / they . 28
she / they . 28
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"average person pulls 3 off banners a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person pulls 0 off banners per year. Off Banner Canter, who lives in cave & pulls over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn [sic] should not have been counted
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As a certified hater, I never get into fights with these easy steps:
1 - complain in private to your best buddy who Gets It
2 - don't bother posting about it
3 - if you see a thing that sucks: scroll away
1 - complain in private to your best buddy who Gets It
2 - don't bother posting about it
3 - if you see a thing that sucks: scroll away
January 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
As a certified hater, I never get into fights with these easy steps:
1 - complain in private to your best buddy who Gets It
2 - don't bother posting about it
3 - if you see a thing that sucks: scroll away
1 - complain in private to your best buddy who Gets It
2 - don't bother posting about it
3 - if you see a thing that sucks: scroll away
got mornye in two ten pulls so i paid the price in arknights where i got an off banner typhon (i don’t mind it but i think im actually cursed in ak)
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
got mornye in two ten pulls so i paid the price in arknights where i got an off banner typhon (i don’t mind it but i think im actually cursed in ak)
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Sarah's gotten to meeting Hraesvelgr for the first time on her alt and I can't stop giggling to myself because this fucking post lives in my head rent free
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Sarah's gotten to meeting Hraesvelgr for the first time on her alt and I can't stop giggling to myself because this fucking post lives in my head rent free
i think my circadian rhythm and sleep schedule are returning to normal (ie-i’m actually kinda tired at 3am) which is nice but also i have changed nothing that i can think of so like……. what’s happening…….
January 15, 2026 at 9:26 AM
i think my circadian rhythm and sleep schedule are returning to normal (ie-i’m actually kinda tired at 3am) which is nice but also i have changed nothing that i can think of so like……. what’s happening…….
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commission art, I enjoyed drawing this a lot because haurchefant is my fav character too #Haurchefant #ffxivart #VgenComm
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 PM
commission art, I enjoyed drawing this a lot because haurchefant is my fav character too #Haurchefant #ffxivart #VgenComm
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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New dating strategy just dropped
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
New dating strategy just dropped
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From the great Ryoko Kui
January 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
From the great Ryoko Kui
i have this odd sense of foreboding hovering over me and i cannot fathom why
January 12, 2026 at 6:46 AM
i have this odd sense of foreboding hovering over me and i cannot fathom why
PRESTIDIGITATION
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
PRESTIDIGITATION
started playing sos:grand bazaar and i’m so…… torn…. on who to romance they’re all so cute augh
jules, lloyd, arata, freya, june, sophie, diana??????? WHO
before playing i was torn between arata and lloyd but then i started meeting everyone and jules is adorable but so is everyone aughhhhhhhhhhhhh
jules, lloyd, arata, freya, june, sophie, diana??????? WHO
before playing i was torn between arata and lloyd but then i started meeting everyone and jules is adorable but so is everyone aughhhhhhhhhhhhh
January 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
started playing sos:grand bazaar and i’m so…… torn…. on who to romance they’re all so cute augh
jules, lloyd, arata, freya, june, sophie, diana??????? WHO
before playing i was torn between arata and lloyd but then i started meeting everyone and jules is adorable but so is everyone aughhhhhhhhhhhhh
jules, lloyd, arata, freya, june, sophie, diana??????? WHO
before playing i was torn between arata and lloyd but then i started meeting everyone and jules is adorable but so is everyone aughhhhhhhhhhhhh
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
someone pray for me cooper has poopy butt and i’m still nauseous from barely sleeping
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
someone pray for me cooper has poopy butt and i’m still nauseous from barely sleeping
i’m just tired of being on the backburner
January 6, 2026 at 6:56 AM
i’m just tired of being on the backburner
i haven’t read in a couple days and i’m Feeling It ):
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 AM
i haven’t read in a couple days and i’m Feeling It ):
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gonna level with you, sam i am, it isn't the green eggs i'm suspicious of, it's your motives
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
gonna level with you, sam i am, it isn't the green eggs i'm suspicious of, it's your motives
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can we talk about how "labubu" could be a canon lalafell name. there could literally be a plainsfolk lalafell woman somewhere in eorzea named labubu labu. can we talk about that
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
can we talk about how "labubu" could be a canon lalafell name. there could literally be a plainsfolk lalafell woman somewhere in eorzea named labubu labu. can we talk about that
i sometimes wish people were a little more careful with their words
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
i sometimes wish people were a little more careful with their words
i wanna just make a discord of a book club where we post recs and reviews and just share what we’re currently reading but like idk that many people that read, maybe like a couple people here and there?
i don’t even wanna do a trad book club i just wanna do a discord where we glaze the books we like
i don’t even wanna do a trad book club i just wanna do a discord where we glaze the books we like
January 4, 2026 at 11:29 AM
i wanna just make a discord of a book club where we post recs and reviews and just share what we’re currently reading but like idk that many people that read, maybe like a couple people here and there?
i don’t even wanna do a trad book club i just wanna do a discord where we glaze the books we like
i don’t even wanna do a trad book club i just wanna do a discord where we glaze the books we like
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
for the past week i’ve had a couple instances of body horror come up in dreams and it is very concerning bc it makes me go eugh and puzzle over it
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
for the past week i’ve had a couple instances of body horror come up in dreams and it is very concerning bc it makes me go eugh and puzzle over it
already fighting for my life not to be too annoyed this early in the day
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
already fighting for my life not to be too annoyed this early in the day
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"