Cantard
@cantard.bsky.social
Accountant, 3.5 wizard, lover of giant fighting robots. Wanted to run for office, but things didn't work out.
Until we do the God Emperor movie, we'll be in the minority in understanding this reference in a children's cartoon show.
Grimm as Duncan Idaho always got a huge LOL from me for being contextually perfect.
Grimm as Duncan Idaho always got a huge LOL from me for being contextually perfect.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Until we do the God Emperor movie, we'll be in the minority in understanding this reference in a children's cartoon show.
Grimm as Duncan Idaho always got a huge LOL from me for being contextually perfect.
Grimm as Duncan Idaho always got a huge LOL from me for being contextually perfect.
Provided that the lawmaker....
This sentence absolutely will not end with "demonstrates there was no reason to suspect them of wrongdoing."
This sentence absolutely will not end with "demonstrates there was no reason to suspect them of wrongdoing."
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Provided that the lawmaker....
This sentence absolutely will not end with "demonstrates there was no reason to suspect them of wrongdoing."
This sentence absolutely will not end with "demonstrates there was no reason to suspect them of wrongdoing."
In the late 1990s, I was promised a future with a Plymouth Prowler. Of course, I was promising myself that. And I was still in high school.
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
In the late 1990s, I was promised a future with a Plymouth Prowler. Of course, I was promising myself that. And I was still in high school.
I'm guessing 41. I'm certain there is a proper mathematical way to calculate a best-fit line with the available data, but I don't want to cheat to look it up. So I kludged this together.
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm guessing 41. I'm certain there is a proper mathematical way to calculate a best-fit line with the available data, but I don't want to cheat to look it up. So I kludged this together.
Looking up what this thing is has been a journey. At first I was like: It's a skull tattoo and he was in the army. But from what I can see, it's a very specific version.
I get he went through some stuff, but yeah. Now you know what it is. Time to laser that thing off if you don't endorse it.
I get he went through some stuff, but yeah. Now you know what it is. Time to laser that thing off if you don't endorse it.
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Looking up what this thing is has been a journey. At first I was like: It's a skull tattoo and he was in the army. But from what I can see, it's a very specific version.
I get he went through some stuff, but yeah. Now you know what it is. Time to laser that thing off if you don't endorse it.
I get he went through some stuff, but yeah. Now you know what it is. Time to laser that thing off if you don't endorse it.
Then allow me to introduce you to the world of Dungeon Crawler Carl. Life and death struggles, Hope and despair, and a talking, award-winning show cat in huge novelty glasses who is all attitude.
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Then allow me to introduce you to the world of Dungeon Crawler Carl. Life and death struggles, Hope and despair, and a talking, award-winning show cat in huge novelty glasses who is all attitude.
Did Politico crop that picture? Because they didn't mention it came from a zoom background and is exactly as so res.
October 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Did Politico crop that picture? Because they didn't mention it came from a zoom background and is exactly as so res.
So...wondering if Wikipedia should update the page to add Hungary as a belligerent?
September 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
So...wondering if Wikipedia should update the page to add Hungary as a belligerent?
Kiddoes were home sick from school and discovered my Warhammer box-o-stuff. So I got to show them off with ignored warnings not to touch. The Hammerhead was one of my last projects and looks, for my non-existent skill level, pretty nice I think.
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Kiddoes were home sick from school and discovered my Warhammer box-o-stuff. So I got to show them off with ignored warnings not to touch. The Hammerhead was one of my last projects and looks, for my non-existent skill level, pretty nice I think.
Ok, I get everyone does it, but more than ever before? Pretty sure 2021 and 2022 had to be the highest in my lifetime.
September 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ok, I get everyone does it, but more than ever before? Pretty sure 2021 and 2022 had to be the highest in my lifetime.
Lot of high level people to talk so cordially with a convicted sexual predator. On, and to try to get testimony against the birthday book.
August 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Lot of high level people to talk so cordially with a convicted sexual predator. On, and to try to get testimony against the birthday book.
Setting aside Winston, it had to be a chore to make the other Ghostbusters visually distinctive when the live-action actors were all guys with the same skin tone, height, build, and hair color.
August 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Setting aside Winston, it had to be a chore to make the other Ghostbusters visually distinctive when the live-action actors were all guys with the same skin tone, height, build, and hair color.
English names: The town on the moor, the creek full of shit, or some bastardized roman fort's name.
Welch names:
Welch names:
August 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
English names: The town on the moor, the creek full of shit, or some bastardized roman fort's name.
Welch names:
Welch names:
Setting aside GW's budding a non-identical brother, show me any of these three insolation and I wouldn't have guessed they were GB or GW.
August 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Setting aside GW's budding a non-identical brother, show me any of these three insolation and I wouldn't have guessed they were GB or GW.
Had a lady on Facebook yelling at me about how corrupt New York's congressional districts are drawn and how Nadler has a "strip of a district" that "defies common sense."
This is what his district looks like:
This is what his district looks like:
August 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Had a lady on Facebook yelling at me about how corrupt New York's congressional districts are drawn and how Nadler has a "strip of a district" that "defies common sense."
This is what his district looks like:
This is what his district looks like:
Mom: Try the Box Car Children.
Me: It's ok. But tell me more about the book with dude in the bathrobe being menaced by gnomes with guns? [THE LITERACY HUNGER IS IGNITED]
Me: It's ok. But tell me more about the book with dude in the bathrobe being menaced by gnomes with guns? [THE LITERACY HUNGER IS IGNITED]
August 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Mom: Try the Box Car Children.
Me: It's ok. But tell me more about the book with dude in the bathrobe being menaced by gnomes with guns? [THE LITERACY HUNGER IS IGNITED]
Me: It's ok. But tell me more about the book with dude in the bathrobe being menaced by gnomes with guns? [THE LITERACY HUNGER IS IGNITED]
Fear the Muaat! Fear the WAR SUN!
August 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Fear the Muaat! Fear the WAR SUN!
LOL. I definitely need to keep an eye on the Texas redistricting because my house is going to be moving from Texas 21 (yellow) to Texas 35 (orange) under Greg Caesar in the proposed plan.
July 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
LOL. I definitely need to keep an eye on the Texas redistricting because my house is going to be moving from Texas 21 (yellow) to Texas 35 (orange) under Greg Caesar in the proposed plan.
Looked it up and now I feel old. Maude died 25 years ago in season 11.
June 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Looked it up and now I feel old. Maude died 25 years ago in season 11.
Them: Israel should fight their own wars!
Israel:
Israel:
June 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Them: Israel should fight their own wars!
Israel:
Israel:
Los Angeles was founded by imperial Spain in the 1500s. Also, if any protest organizers see this guy and his ... probably Hamas headband, they should hog tie him and leave him in a dumpster. If he's not an outright plant, he's pure PR poison.
June 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Los Angeles was founded by imperial Spain in the 1500s. Also, if any protest organizers see this guy and his ... probably Hamas headband, they should hog tie him and leave him in a dumpster. If he's not an outright plant, he's pure PR poison.
I once died from sitting in a chair.
May 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I once died from sitting in a chair.
It hits you differently when you see 134% tariffs.
April 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It hits you differently when you see 134% tariffs.