Cantankerous1
cantankerous1.bsky.social
Cantankerous1
@cantankerous1.bsky.social
Covert blue dot, smart ass most of the time, dumb ass at other times. Hiding in the woods where they can't find me. Not the chatty type.
Why I don't have a tree.

Even the plastic tree with plastic ornaments had a short life with a tragic end.
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
He must buy the signage in bulk to put this up less than 24 hours after the decision was made. 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This makes Versailles look like a Shaker meeting house.
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
1. No: we have cats
2. See above.
3. No: we have deer, bear, possums, and outdoor cats
4. Yes.
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Was there a flood in the white house lately? I hadn't heard a thing....
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Join ICE, get $50K.
Join the military, get $1776.
Decisions, decisions…..
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Wrong drugs. Wrong dosage. Maybe both.
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Eyeing my dog’s Prozac.
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Isn’t there a saying something about the family that preys together?
December 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Old enough to remember when this happened.

Stubborn enough to refuse to change from the original.
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
He pardons them because either Miller says, “Sign here,” or they pay him.
December 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Like stink on shit, not a surprise.
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Cheesy, cheap, and tacky.
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I think it's kind of mean.

Plus, it needs to have Ice Barbie in the picture. I wanna see her make up smear.
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Also not worth the money for neglected national parks, un-woke educational institutions, and the neglect of the residents and environment. What's left?
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Now hold on. I bet this could all become a non-issue. How much money do you have? I'll see what I can do for that amount.

Hmmmmm.....

We can let you slide on the employer's phone numbers. How's that?
December 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Pick one:

A. I don't recall.
B. That's classified information I can't reveal.
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Siding with Kushner. Who’da thunk it?
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Siding with Kushner. Who’da thunk it?
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Why isn't Noem using those 2 jets she already bought?
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
How do they qualify for a mortgage? Is there a super secret Somali bank somewhere?
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
All that Welfare money. Duh.
December 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We used to worry that a bot was pretending to be a human. Now we have to worry about a human pretending to be a bot.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Miller and Vought.
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
LL Bean does the same thing within one style of shirt/sweater/pants. Some colors are more better than others, apparently. Cost me an extra $20 becaude hubby dosn't look as good in lime green as he does in dark gray.
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM