Cantankerous1
@cantankerous1.bsky.social
Covert blue dot, smart ass most of the time, dumb ass at other times. Hiding in the woods where they can't find me. Not the chatty type.
That must be AI. She's sitting right next to him.
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
That must be AI. She's sitting right next to him.
I couldn't pick Bad Bunny out of a lineup of kindergartners, wouldn't recognize a single note of his songs, but I like him.
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I couldn't pick Bad Bunny out of a lineup of kindergartners, wouldn't recognize a single note of his songs, but I like him.
Do they have Gestapo coats in his size? Or is he going full cop regalia?
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Do they have Gestapo coats in his size? Or is he going full cop regalia?
Kinda makes you want to reach out and tighten it. A lot.
January 25, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Kinda makes you want to reach out and tighten it. A lot.
Mercifully brief.
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Mercifully brief.
A promise from TACO Trump? Sure.
January 23, 2026 at 8:49 PM
A promise from TACO Trump? Sure.
If you did manage to turn the Titanic around, wouldn't it still be the Titanic? 🤔
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
If you did manage to turn the Titanic around, wouldn't it still be the Titanic? 🤔
We have a 100% chance of weather in PA! They’re always right.
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 AM
We have a 100% chance of weather in PA! They’re always right.
Did they all take lessons from Kim G?
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Did they all take lessons from Kim G?
Fun Fact: Greg Bovino is 2 inches shorter than Napoleon Bonaparte.
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Fun Fact: Greg Bovino is 2 inches shorter than Napoleon Bonaparte.
Ms Rollins has never met a teenage boy, apparently.
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Ms Rollins has never met a teenage boy, apparently.
For those who avoid math: that’s at least 3 trillion plus of bonds.
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
For those who avoid math: that’s at least 3 trillion plus of bonds.
He’ll gold plate it and hang it as a chandelier in the Oval Office.
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
He’ll gold plate it and hang it as a chandelier in the Oval Office.
I can’t wait for the conversation when they give him the Lombardi trophy.
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I can’t wait for the conversation when they give him the Lombardi trophy.
Silly wabbit. Doesn’t matter who’s in the playoffs. Trump has the SB trophy sewn up, guaranteed.
January 18, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Silly wabbit. Doesn’t matter who’s in the playoffs. Trump has the SB trophy sewn up, guaranteed.
I just happen to be available as a stand-in fan. Will there be swag?
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I just happen to be available as a stand-in fan. Will there be swag?
Trump has already forgotten her name.
January 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Trump has already forgotten her name.
That must be his cookie from Miller and Vought for being a good boy and attacking Powell.
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
That must be his cookie from Miller and Vought for being a good boy and attacking Powell.
Anybody ask her what she thinks of the idea?
I thought not.
I thought not.
January 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Anybody ask her what she thinks of the idea?
I thought not.
I thought not.
Anybody got a tissue? I’m tearing up over this tragedy.
January 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Anybody got a tissue? I’m tearing up over this tragedy.
Now’s your chance to be a successful entrepreneur: Sell these assholes a pretty robot. Seems that’s what they’re looking for.
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Now’s your chance to be a successful entrepreneur: Sell these assholes a pretty robot. Seems that’s what they’re looking for.
I don’t trust the media with an obituary. Gimme the entire, raw, unredacted autopsy. With photos. At that point I will exhale.
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I don’t trust the media with an obituary. Gimme the entire, raw, unredacted autopsy. With photos. At that point I will exhale.
My little town never filled 2 full pages.
January 9, 2026 at 9:49 AM
My little town never filled 2 full pages.
I’ll see your rep and raise you one Fetterman.
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I’ll see your rep and raise you one Fetterman.