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Cran-Brawly Sauce 🍂
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PDX-based Nerd. 🏳️‍🌈Gay. Dogdad. Video games, shitposts, and like 50% thirst traps. HIV-, Biohazard has a personal meaning. He/They.

Just don't be weird, guys. Don't make it weird.
He's so comfy, and gonna be so mad when I go play computer games.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hot Gaming Take: Mass Effect: Andromeda wasn't nearly as bad as people like to claim.

While there were some fun early visual bugs and the script could've been better, it was enjoyable and I wanted it to set up another storyline instead of going back to Shepherd. Plus it had fun combo skills.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Time to go turn some cardboard sideways. Does my fit scream "No, I didn't just make ANOTHER Mardu deck. That would be stupid..."?
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Here's an MCM for the post-walkies shower all dog owners know and love
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Monday, am I right?
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Who wants to hang out and give my tummy little rubs while the last bits of this headache go away?
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Happy Not-so-hungover Saturday, folks.
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Finally getting a haircut after a month and a half.

I may have lost a few pounds.
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Buying this specifically so I can tell a guy to "Eat my bourbussy".
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is really weighing me down this morning... So heavy.
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'll say this about Aion 2...

I can definitely make a disaster twink.
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Huh... Well this never happens.

Happy Tummy (and more) Tuesday, I guess?
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I forget that there's this part of town in the greater Portland metro.
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's been a quiet boring Saturday so anyway, here's some butt.
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Sometimes Boy Lunch is 8 Potstickers and Thai chili mayo.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Damn Walgreens, you're about to make me act up... 😈
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sometimes I don't just make slop! Sometimes it's slop, but wrapped.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The time change has truly ruined his routine now that he's on a twice daily pill. He begs for his cheese or hot dogs an hour early, and when I don't relent he goes and pouts for a little bit.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I was not made for the clicky-clackies for maximizing shareholder profit and long term financial gains.

I was made for the clicky-clackies for fantastical worlds and stories of adventure...
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oh... oh! 🥵👀
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
So I decided to try out some of my other guys and make some new builds in Guild Wars to try out every new elite spec I missed, but that means playing the fashion game again because of course it does.

So I had to make my Necro super hot too.

Am I just making a bunch of hot men? ...yes.
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I'm supposed to go play Magic with friends, so obviously I'm rotting on the couch for as long as possible before I go.
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Damn, Dutch Bros. Let a guy mourn the end of Halloween for a little bit longer!
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM