Cran-Brawly Sauce 🍂
@cantaffordbrent.bsky.social
PDX-based Nerd. 🏳️🌈Gay. Dogdad. Video games, shitposts, and like 50% thirst traps. HIV-, Biohazard has a personal meaning. He/They.
Just don't be weird, guys. Don't make it weird.
Just don't be weird, guys. Don't make it weird.
He's so comfy, and gonna be so mad when I go play computer games.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
He's so comfy, and gonna be so mad when I go play computer games.
Hot Gaming Take: Mass Effect: Andromeda wasn't nearly as bad as people like to claim.
While there were some fun early visual bugs and the script could've been better, it was enjoyable and I wanted it to set up another storyline instead of going back to Shepherd. Plus it had fun combo skills.
While there were some fun early visual bugs and the script could've been better, it was enjoyable and I wanted it to set up another storyline instead of going back to Shepherd. Plus it had fun combo skills.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hot Gaming Take: Mass Effect: Andromeda wasn't nearly as bad as people like to claim.
While there were some fun early visual bugs and the script could've been better, it was enjoyable and I wanted it to set up another storyline instead of going back to Shepherd. Plus it had fun combo skills.
While there were some fun early visual bugs and the script could've been better, it was enjoyable and I wanted it to set up another storyline instead of going back to Shepherd. Plus it had fun combo skills.
Time to go turn some cardboard sideways. Does my fit scream "No, I didn't just make ANOTHER Mardu deck. That would be stupid..."?
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Time to go turn some cardboard sideways. Does my fit scream "No, I didn't just make ANOTHER Mardu deck. That would be stupid..."?
Here's an MCM for the post-walkies shower all dog owners know and love
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Here's an MCM for the post-walkies shower all dog owners know and love
Monday, am I right?
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Monday, am I right?
Who wants to hang out and give my tummy little rubs while the last bits of this headache go away?
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Who wants to hang out and give my tummy little rubs while the last bits of this headache go away?
Happy Not-so-hungover Saturday, folks.
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Happy Not-so-hungover Saturday, folks.
Finally getting a haircut after a month and a half.
I may have lost a few pounds.
I may have lost a few pounds.
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Finally getting a haircut after a month and a half.
I may have lost a few pounds.
I may have lost a few pounds.
Buying this specifically so I can tell a guy to "Eat my bourbussy".
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Buying this specifically so I can tell a guy to "Eat my bourbussy".
This is really weighing me down this morning... So heavy.
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is really weighing me down this morning... So heavy.
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
I'll say this about Aion 2...
I can definitely make a disaster twink.
I can definitely make a disaster twink.
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'll say this about Aion 2...
I can definitely make a disaster twink.
I can definitely make a disaster twink.
Huh... Well this never happens.
Happy Tummy (and more) Tuesday, I guess?
Happy Tummy (and more) Tuesday, I guess?
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Huh... Well this never happens.
Happy Tummy (and more) Tuesday, I guess?
Happy Tummy (and more) Tuesday, I guess?
I forget that there's this part of town in the greater Portland metro.
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I forget that there's this part of town in the greater Portland metro.
It's been a quiet boring Saturday so anyway, here's some butt.
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
It's been a quiet boring Saturday so anyway, here's some butt.
Sometimes Boy Lunch is 8 Potstickers and Thai chili mayo.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sometimes Boy Lunch is 8 Potstickers and Thai chili mayo.
Damn Walgreens, you're about to make me act up... 😈
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Damn Walgreens, you're about to make me act up... 😈
Sometimes I don't just make slop! Sometimes it's slop, but wrapped.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I don't just make slop! Sometimes it's slop, but wrapped.
The time change has truly ruined his routine now that he's on a twice daily pill. He begs for his cheese or hot dogs an hour early, and when I don't relent he goes and pouts for a little bit.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The time change has truly ruined his routine now that he's on a twice daily pill. He begs for his cheese or hot dogs an hour early, and when I don't relent he goes and pouts for a little bit.
I was not made for the clicky-clackies for maximizing shareholder profit and long term financial gains.
I was made for the clicky-clackies for fantastical worlds and stories of adventure...
I was made for the clicky-clackies for fantastical worlds and stories of adventure...
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I was not made for the clicky-clackies for maximizing shareholder profit and long term financial gains.
I was made for the clicky-clackies for fantastical worlds and stories of adventure...
I was made for the clicky-clackies for fantastical worlds and stories of adventure...
Oh... oh! 🥵👀
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh... oh! 🥵👀
So I decided to try out some of my other guys and make some new builds in Guild Wars to try out every new elite spec I missed, but that means playing the fashion game again because of course it does.
So I had to make my Necro super hot too.
Am I just making a bunch of hot men? ...yes.
So I had to make my Necro super hot too.
Am I just making a bunch of hot men? ...yes.
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
So I decided to try out some of my other guys and make some new builds in Guild Wars to try out every new elite spec I missed, but that means playing the fashion game again because of course it does.
So I had to make my Necro super hot too.
Am I just making a bunch of hot men? ...yes.
So I had to make my Necro super hot too.
Am I just making a bunch of hot men? ...yes.
I'm supposed to go play Magic with friends, so obviously I'm rotting on the couch for as long as possible before I go.
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm supposed to go play Magic with friends, so obviously I'm rotting on the couch for as long as possible before I go.
Damn, Dutch Bros. Let a guy mourn the end of Halloween for a little bit longer!
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Damn, Dutch Bros. Let a guy mourn the end of Halloween for a little bit longer!