Chris Morris
@camorris64.bsky.social
Cleveland Illustrator, 38-year print visual journalist, Marine, Career Tech digital art teacher. Illustrator of ‘How to Zoom Your Room.’
Portfolio website: http://camorris.com/
Portfolio website: http://camorris.com/
“I don’t care if they’re in an orchestra. I don’t want any trans Siberians in our country!”
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“I don’t care if they’re in an orchestra. I don’t want any trans Siberians in our country!”
Ralphie’s backyard vibes. #FreshSnow #NEO
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Ralphie’s backyard vibes. #FreshSnow #NEO
And getting passed by a Prius..
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
And getting passed by a Prius..
Pete Hegseth’s uniform medal mount vs Mark Kelly’s. Playtriot vs Patriot.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Pete Hegseth’s uniform medal mount vs Mark Kelly’s. Playtriot vs Patriot.
New portrait for the @bostonglobe.com Bold Types business column by reporter Jon Chesto.
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
New portrait for the @bostonglobe.com Bold Types business column by reporter Jon Chesto.
"There is no verifiable news outlet named "THE BELTWAY TIMES" associated with this story."
The Beltway Times is a satirical website. It is not a real, objective news source. Its content often uses humor and irony to comment on political issues, with the greater purpose of social criticism.
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The Beltway Times is a satirical website. It is not a real, objective news source. Its content often uses humor and irony to comment on political issues, with the greater purpose of social criticism.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"There is no verifiable news outlet named "THE BELTWAY TIMES" associated with this story."
The Beltway Times is a satirical website. It is not a real, objective news source. Its content often uses humor and irony to comment on political issues, with the greater purpose of social criticism.
Next?
The Beltway Times is a satirical website. It is not a real, objective news source. Its content often uses humor and irony to comment on political issues, with the greater purpose of social criticism.
Next?
“Dark side coming now, nothing is reallll..
She’ll never know just how I feel.”
She’ll never know just how I feel.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
“Dark side coming now, nothing is reallll..
She’ll never know just how I feel.”
She’ll never know just how I feel.”
Made an image for a Plain Dealer Forum (opinion) section cover today, a column on what to do with the Trump ballroom after he’s gone. Pushing all the buttons.. AI-generated.
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Made an image for a Plain Dealer Forum (opinion) section cover today, a column on what to do with the Trump ballroom after he’s gone. Pushing all the buttons.. AI-generated.
We have 80-ft maples and plenty of shorter flowering trees and bushes I’ve planted. Gotta keep the birds happy. I set out peanuts for the Jays. Much fun there.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We have 80-ft maples and plenty of shorter flowering trees and bushes I’ve planted. Gotta keep the birds happy. I set out peanuts for the Jays. Much fun there.
I built the topper over the deck to give the wisteria a place to land.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I built the topper over the deck to give the wisteria a place to land.
Thanks. Was a fun season.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Thanks. Was a fun season.
On another note, outside the kitchen window where I took the first pic, we have Winter Jasmine, a climbing vine that flowers yellow pinwheels in the dead of winter. (We live just outside Cleveland so it’s a nice reprieve and burst of color). Also a good hedge if you build a trellis. This is copper.
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
On another note, outside the kitchen window where I took the first pic, we have Winter Jasmine, a climbing vine that flowers yellow pinwheels in the dead of winter. (We live just outside Cleveland so it’s a nice reprieve and burst of color). Also a good hedge if you build a trellis. This is copper.
We have a lot that hits late year, like the Christmas cactus. It’s all my wife’s care for these. I just get to enjoy and appreciate her attention to these things. The Summer deck plants that have to come in and keep blooming.. it’s like they’re saying “thanks for keeping us out of the cold.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We have a lot that hits late year, like the Christmas cactus. It’s all my wife’s care for these. I just get to enjoy and appreciate her attention to these things. The Summer deck plants that have to come in and keep blooming.. it’s like they’re saying “thanks for keeping us out of the cold.”
Next batch of paperwhites: set in water atop glass marbles or pebbles, they root and then come out into the light and shoot up.
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Next batch of paperwhites: set in water atop glass marbles or pebbles, they root and then come out into the light and shoot up.
Costco amaryllis bulbs and paperwhites my wife started from bulbs, close to bloom.
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Costco amaryllis bulbs and paperwhites my wife started from bulbs, close to bloom.
You can say the Dems blinked first, but it's not a fair contest when the person on the other side has a nictitating membrane.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You can say the Dems blinked first, but it's not a fair contest when the person on the other side has a nictitating membrane.
San Diego, Aug. 1987. Happy Birthday, Marines.
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
San Diego, Aug. 1987. Happy Birthday, Marines.
"DON'T FEED 'EM YET!"
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"DON'T FEED 'EM YET!"