Cameron Burns
@camburnspsp.bsky.social
Writer/Producer, Director of Development for Paper Street Pictures (SHELBY OAKS, SCARE PACKAGE 1 & 2, THE PALE DOOR, OLD MAN, BLOOD RELATIVES, THE ARTIFICE GIRL, CAMERA OBSCURA)
This should be the platform every democrat runs under at the midterm elections.
VOTE, VOTE, VOTE OUT ALL REPUBLICANS. GET TO THE POLLS & VOTE!
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This should be the platform every democrat runs under at the midterm elections.
Florida State has not had an offensive player drafted in the first round of the NFL Draft since Jameis Winston (and Cam Erving) in 2015. That's ten years without an elite offensive talent.
Since that draft, 6 of the 9 drafts have had zero Florida State offensive players drafted at all.
Since that draft, 6 of the 9 drafts have had zero Florida State offensive players drafted at all.
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Florida State has not had an offensive player drafted in the first round of the NFL Draft since Jameis Winston (and Cam Erving) in 2015. That's ten years without an elite offensive talent.
Since that draft, 6 of the 9 drafts have had zero Florida State offensive players drafted at all.
Since that draft, 6 of the 9 drafts have had zero Florida State offensive players drafted at all.
We really are just marching head first into a dystopian science fiction future.
Schooling has apparently just become AI writing papers for AI to grade, with humans just being meat machines serving as intermediaries for the AI. Bleak stuff, folks.
AI is Destroying the University and Learning Itself
Students use AI to write papers, professors use AI to grade them, degrees become meaningless, and tech companies make fortunes. Welcome to the death of higher education.
www.currentaffairs.org
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We really are just marching head first into a dystopian science fiction future.
2026 films I am most looking forward to...
#24: The Rip (Joe Carnahan)
#24: The Rip (Joe Carnahan)
The Rip (2026)
After a team of Miami cops discovers millions in cash inside a derelict stash house, trust frays as everything — and everyone — is called into question.
letterboxd.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
2026 films I am most looking forward to...
#24: The Rip (Joe Carnahan)
#24: The Rip (Joe Carnahan)
2026 films I am most looking forward to...
#25: Send Help (Sam Raimi)
#25: Send Help (Sam Raimi)
Send Help (2026)
Two colleagues become stranded on a deserted island, the only survivors of a plane crash. On the island, they must overcome past grievances and work together to survive, but ultimately, it's a battle ...
letterboxd.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
2026 films I am most looking forward to...
#25: Send Help (Sam Raimi)
#25: Send Help (Sam Raimi)
Florida State is willing to give Memphis half of Norvell’s buyout to take him back.
SOURCES: Arkansas is hiring Memphis’ Ryan Silverfield as its next head coach, a person involved in the decision confirmed to The Athletic.
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Florida State is willing to give Memphis half of Norvell’s buyout to take him back.
It's gotten so bad I wish I could enter the transfer portal.
Live shot of Mike Norvell being taken into custody for crimes against football
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
It's gotten so bad I wish I could enter the transfer portal.
Seek this one out.
Saw this at Fantastic Fest and it blew me away.
Saw this at Fantastic Fest and it blew me away.
Exclusive first look at the poster for Charlie Polinger’s The Plague 📽️
In theaters December 24.
In theaters December 24.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Seek this one out.
Saw this at Fantastic Fest and it blew me away.
Saw this at Fantastic Fest and it blew me away.
Is this not basically just the second half of one long movie? Were we shocked when Sir Ian McKellen continued to be good all the way through THE LORD OF THE RINGS? Maybe let her play two different roles before anointing her the second coming of Cher?
Variety declares Ariana Grande the first successful pop star turner movie star. Who is your favorite failed pop star turned actor?
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/comments/1p3nlnm/variety_declares_ariana_grande_the_first/
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/comments/1p3nlnm/variety_declares_ariana_grande_the_first/
Variety declares Ariana Grande the first successful pop star turner movie star. Who is your favorite failed pop star turned actor?
r/okbuddycinephile
www.reddit.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Is this not basically just the second half of one long movie? Were we shocked when Sir Ian McKellen continued to be good all the way through THE LORD OF THE RINGS? Maybe let her play two different roles before anointing her the second coming of Cher?
So much of the new CONJURING movie is just anticipation of someone slowly reaching in to possibly touch something haunted.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So much of the new CONJURING movie is just anticipation of someone slowly reaching in to possibly touch something haunted.
Once proud, now completely unserious program.
www.tomahawknation.com/florida-stat...
www.tomahawknation.com/florida-stat...
FSU will keep Mike Norvell for 2026 season
Tomahawk Nation, a Florida State Seminoles community
www.tomahawknation.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Once proud, now completely unserious program.
www.tomahawknation.com/florida-stat...
www.tomahawknation.com/florida-stat...
This alone should be a fireable offense.
Mike Norvell has never beat NC State, something even Willie Taggart managed once.
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This alone should be a fireable offense.
I wanted to take time off in college, but my parents were sure I'd never go back if I did, so I stayed and started taking a bunch of fun looking electives. I'd always liked movies, so I took an intro to film class. Which lead to a Screenwriting class. Which lead to me transferring to film school.
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wanted to take time off in college, but my parents were sure I'd never go back if I did, so I stayed and started taking a bunch of fun looking electives. I'd always liked movies, so I took an intro to film class. Which lead to a Screenwriting class. Which lead to me transferring to film school.
Am I the only person who will cut a pizza into insane shapes to make sure I never cut through a pepperoni?
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Am I the only person who will cut a pizza into insane shapes to make sure I never cut through a pepperoni?
Please please please leave Mike Norvell, his entire coaching staff, the AD, and the majority of the players in Raleigh.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Please please please leave Mike Norvell, his entire coaching staff, the AD, and the majority of the players in Raleigh.
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the son he always wanted
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the son he always wanted
My pre-Thanksgiving Oscar Best Picture nominee predictions, ordered by most likely to win:
1. One Battle After Another
2. Hamnet
3. Marty Supreme
4. Sentimental Value
5. Sinners
6. It Was Just An Accident
7. Frankenstein
8. Avatar: Fire and Ash
9. Train Dreams
10. Wicked: For Good
1. One Battle After Another
2. Hamnet
3. Marty Supreme
4. Sentimental Value
5. Sinners
6. It Was Just An Accident
7. Frankenstein
8. Avatar: Fire and Ash
9. Train Dreams
10. Wicked: For Good
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My pre-Thanksgiving Oscar Best Picture nominee predictions, ordered by most likely to win:
1. One Battle After Another
2. Hamnet
3. Marty Supreme
4. Sentimental Value
5. Sinners
6. It Was Just An Accident
7. Frankenstein
8. Avatar: Fire and Ash
9. Train Dreams
10. Wicked: For Good
1. One Battle After Another
2. Hamnet
3. Marty Supreme
4. Sentimental Value
5. Sinners
6. It Was Just An Accident
7. Frankenstein
8. Avatar: Fire and Ash
9. Train Dreams
10. Wicked: For Good
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It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika
Today in entertainment news, one of the biggest talent agencies in Hollywood signed a cheese. You can't convince me this isn't an Onion article.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Hollywood’s Cheesiest New Star? Parmigiano Reggiano Reportedly Signed By UTA for Film and TV Placement
The agency will reportedly work with the Parmigiano Reggiano Consortium to get "the king of cheeses" product placement in Hollywood projects.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Today in entertainment news, one of the biggest talent agencies in Hollywood signed a cheese. You can't convince me this isn't an Onion article.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Finally someone had the guts to ask the toughest question...
What if Frankenstein was fuckable?
God bless you Guillermo del Toro for doing the lord's work.
What if Frankenstein was fuckable?
God bless you Guillermo del Toro for doing the lord's work.
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Finally someone had the guts to ask the toughest question...
What if Frankenstein was fuckable?
God bless you Guillermo del Toro for doing the lord's work.
What if Frankenstein was fuckable?
God bless you Guillermo del Toro for doing the lord's work.
I can assure you that my girlfriend wanted to bring home every raccoon as a pet long before they became cute.
Great fucking news everyone at last, raccoons are on track to become even more plush-like, they too yearn for domestication
www.scientificamerican.com/article/racc...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/racc...
City Raccoons Are Evolving to Look More Like Pets
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout—a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
www.scientificamerican.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I can assure you that my girlfriend wanted to bring home every raccoon as a pet long before they became cute.
Outside of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, I don't think I've seen an acting performance as good as Theodore Pellerin in LURKER. And no one is talking about this movie, which is a real shame.
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Outside of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, I don't think I've seen an acting performance as good as Theodore Pellerin in LURKER. And no one is talking about this movie, which is a real shame.
They are collapsing in on themselves like a dying star.
Well, it isn't liberals or progressives calling MAGA a bunch of Nazis...it's Laura Loomer.
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
They are collapsing in on themselves like a dying star.
Canceling Christmas to own the libs.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Canceling Christmas to own the libs.