Calum
calumdotexe.bsky.social
Calum
@calumdotexe.bsky.social
President and founder of Yuko Esports
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responding to a breakup text with "L ragebait"
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hey man, i'm gonna fuck with your riptide
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The Dragonborn after I install Schlongs Of Skyrim
November 23, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Guy who uses a sodastream to carbonate his cum
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It seems irresponsible to show stuff like the Saw movies without having a little "do not try this at home" warning at the bottom
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The sweetest little face :3
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hey, your gender is showing
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Emotional Journey 02
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The guys on the cart to Helgen at the start of Skyrim calmly accepting their fate because at least they're not being taken to Markarth
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Dude Markarth's not even that bad there's worse cities in Skyrim" explain this
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Molag Bal is one twisted son of a bitch. He tempts you with the promise of free real estate and a powerful weapon but the catch is that it's in Markarth. Sick fuck
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I just woke up in a fucking steaming mood, yeah? Cause I live in a shithole! Y'know what I mean? Markarth is a fucking shithole! I hate the fucking place! I fucking hate it! It's full of dickheads! I fucking hate it!
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The people yearn for Action Park
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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WarioWare: Shove It Up Your Own Ass Game
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Death metal band called Phallus Injurer
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
All for this. All for this
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I don't respect people who think stuff that merely annoys them should be legislated out of existence
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Hey Ya! but it's entirely in 4/4 instead of occasionally dipping to 2/4 :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNPm...
Hey Ya! but it's extended to 4/4
YouTube video by pluffaduff
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November 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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JoJo's
Bizarre Orgasm 16
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
One time when I was a teenager my then-girlfriend and I were trolling her ex boyfriend, he asked me to send him a selfie and my gf told me to send him a pic of Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth, to which he said "thts not u thats marlon mansion" and those words stuck with me to this day
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The White House, every day:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=COjm...
Mr Burns' Yes Men - The Simpsons
YouTube video by Daniel
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM