The Notorious Z.O.E. (Explicit Version)
@callmezoe.com
It's your favorite geek goddess! I am trans, pagan, solo polyamorous, pansexual, and I like technology, linux self-hosting, and cooking for others. Looking for my old Twitter pals and new friends to flirt, so if you recognize me go ahead and give a follow!
Got to replace my space heater today. It suddenly collapsed in on itself and melted straight down into the earth. The new one is the $35-est space heater they had. I wasn't freezing but warming my bones right now is very relaxing and I might leave them out to air dry. Astro is so mellow laying here.
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Got to replace my space heater today. It suddenly collapsed in on itself and melted straight down into the earth. The new one is the $35-est space heater they had. I wasn't freezing but warming my bones right now is very relaxing and I might leave them out to air dry. Astro is so mellow laying here.
New hair. I came here to get my rocks off and fight fascism and I am fresh out of rocks.
January 30, 2026 at 11:11 PM
New hair. I came here to get my rocks off and fight fascism and I am fresh out of rocks.
I chuckled
January 30, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I chuckled
Meet Thelma and Louise, dangling from the ledge.
January 30, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Meet Thelma and Louise, dangling from the ledge.
Mental health cleanse. Please tell Astro he is a good boy who is doing his best and also tell me I'm a good girl who is doing her best.
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Mental health cleanse. Please tell Astro he is a good boy who is doing his best and also tell me I'm a good girl who is doing her best.
A bunch of pain, crying, kindness, relief, generosity, and hope were mine to hold today between the Urgent Care for my 4-day sinus migraine, the food pantry, Walmart for Rx, Smith's, and finally home to Astro. I can buy myself flowers. I can love me better, baby.
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
A bunch of pain, crying, kindness, relief, generosity, and hope were mine to hold today between the Urgent Care for my 4-day sinus migraine, the food pantry, Walmart for Rx, Smith's, and finally home to Astro. I can buy myself flowers. I can love me better, baby.
Status update:
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Status update:
I wanted my brownies and I don't really need a special occasion or someone else to make them for.
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I wanted my brownies and I don't really need a special occasion or someone else to make them for.
I am alone with my dog but I'm also cute, cuddly, and friendly. 😊
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I am alone with my dog but I'm also cute, cuddly, and friendly. 😊
Me and who?
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Me and who?
A two-fer because I have had a hell of a post breakup and I could use some tender kindness. Also damn I have some arm and shoulder definition finally.
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A two-fer because I have had a hell of a post breakup and I could use some tender kindness. Also damn I have some arm and shoulder definition finally.
Mmm. Bullet vibe and I are doing just fine.
December 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Mmm. Bullet vibe and I are doing just fine.
I can buy myself flowers
Also steak and miso chili green beans
Say things you don't understand
Sop garlic toast in steak juice
A long neck cold one in my hand
Idk I'm a space cadet and that's as good as you're going to get.
$5 CashApp and I will write the lyrics for a love song for whoever.
Also steak and miso chili green beans
Say things you don't understand
Sop garlic toast in steak juice
A long neck cold one in my hand
Idk I'm a space cadet and that's as good as you're going to get.
$5 CashApp and I will write the lyrics for a love song for whoever.
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I can buy myself flowers
Also steak and miso chili green beans
Say things you don't understand
Sop garlic toast in steak juice
A long neck cold one in my hand
Idk I'm a space cadet and that's as good as you're going to get.
$5 CashApp and I will write the lyrics for a love song for whoever.
Also steak and miso chili green beans
Say things you don't understand
Sop garlic toast in steak juice
A long neck cold one in my hand
Idk I'm a space cadet and that's as good as you're going to get.
$5 CashApp and I will write the lyrics for a love song for whoever.
I remembered this week!
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I remembered this week!
You come home from a hard day at work and find her. What are you doing first, second, and third?
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You come home from a hard day at work and find her. What are you doing first, second, and third?
I went to the gym this morning and then got a hot breakfast and then I took Astro to the dog park. It's been a while since he has been and since I have taken him anywhere by myself. It went fine. This is me being proud of myself and also unsurprised.
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I went to the gym this morning and then got a hot breakfast and then I took Astro to the dog park. It's been a while since he has been and since I have taken him anywhere by myself. It went fine. This is me being proud of myself and also unsurprised.
These eyes 👀?
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
These eyes 👀?
OK so my town's food pantry is so right for this: pub cheeseball made with Beehive Cheese and a medley of melon, along with spicy plantain chips.
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
OK so my town's food pantry is so right for this: pub cheeseball made with Beehive Cheese and a medley of melon, along with spicy plantain chips.
Excuse me, do you work here? 💋
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Excuse me, do you work here? 💋
I was distracted by a cute man and forgot to post the picture.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I was distracted by a cute man and forgot to post the picture.
Please, with words or GIFs or memes, appreciate how attractive I am getting. Witchcraft. The reverse glamor is working - the more I am myself, the more people like what they see enough to get to know me & treat me right. Maybe transphobes should just go to hell. Pictured below: a gorgeous woman.
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Please, with words or GIFs or memes, appreciate how attractive I am getting. Witchcraft. The reverse glamor is working - the more I am myself, the more people like what they see enough to get to know me & treat me right. Maybe transphobes should just go to hell. Pictured below: a gorgeous woman.
Just dropping this old gem off for consideration for your dreams.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just dropping this old gem off for consideration for your dreams.
My loneliness
Is killing me
(And I) I must confess
I still believe (STILL BELIEVE)
When I'm not holy I lose my mind
Give me a signnnn *crosses self*
Hit me baby (one more time)
Is killing me
(And I) I must confess
I still believe (STILL BELIEVE)
When I'm not holy I lose my mind
Give me a signnnn *crosses self*
Hit me baby (one more time)
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My loneliness
Is killing me
(And I) I must confess
I still believe (STILL BELIEVE)
When I'm not holy I lose my mind
Give me a signnnn *crosses self*
Hit me baby (one more time)
Is killing me
(And I) I must confess
I still believe (STILL BELIEVE)
When I'm not holy I lose my mind
Give me a signnnn *crosses self*
Hit me baby (one more time)
Our new artificial Yule tree is fucking gorgeous this year. We went to Michael's and wound up with a lot of adorable things for it. Yes I have red and green Christmas themed throw pillows. Astro's shirt says "Cute but Psycho."
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Our new artificial Yule tree is fucking gorgeous this year. We went to Michael's and wound up with a lot of adorable things for it. Yes I have red and green Christmas themed throw pillows. Astro's shirt says "Cute but Psycho."
I made (by request) my mom's Italian dressing chicken breasts with riced cauliflower seasoned and baked in butter and chicken stock. For dessert, I made a chocolate pie with pecan crust (low carb and low sugar dish).
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I made (by request) my mom's Italian dressing chicken breasts with riced cauliflower seasoned and baked in butter and chicken stock. For dessert, I made a chocolate pie with pecan crust (low carb and low sugar dish).