A Boy Named Germ
@callmegerms.bsky.social
When I can find the time I write about music for fun and I used to funny online at one point
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A Boy Named Germ
@callmegerms.bsky.social
· Apr 24
The heart of a shitposter, and the colon of a 37 year old that enjoys a lot of spice
How very Mr beast smile of you
January 28, 2026 at 3:27 PM
How very Mr beast smile of you
It's actually Balatro's Monster, it's a common misconception
January 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
It's actually Balatro's Monster, it's a common misconception
January 26, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I got kicked out of the delivery room with my second child for unsportsmanlike conduct
January 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I got kicked out of the delivery room with my second child for unsportsmanlike conduct
Me to me wife
In order to administer the coup de grace to Queen Gohma, strike with your sword while she's stunned.
January 21, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Me to me wife
Walking into a public bathroom and the Bulls entrance music starts playing. Not sure if good or bad.
January 20, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Walking into a public bathroom and the Bulls entrance music starts playing. Not sure if good or bad.
Fuckin corner blitz at the wrong time
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Fuckin corner blitz at the wrong time
BEAR FUCKIN DOWN
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
BEAR FUCKIN DOWN
Bears Bullshit Mode Activate
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Bears Bullshit Mode Activate
Caleb's gotta run that one himself
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Caleb's gotta run that one himself
If I'm a gunner and the returner is going for the fair catch I'm at least faking a sack tap just to see if it works
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
If I'm a gunner and the returner is going for the fair catch I'm at least faking a sack tap just to see if it works
Need to put those in Caleb's hands
January 19, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Need to put those in Caleb's hands
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
Stroud really setting the bar low for Stidham next week
January 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Stroud really setting the bar low for Stidham next week
CJ about to dupe the Texans into a 5th year option
January 18, 2026 at 11:08 PM
CJ about to dupe the Texans into a 5th year option
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Grippin that Boutte with one hand
January 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Grippin that Boutte with one hand
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The thing I have learned from being a non-football fan on Sports Bluesky is that ESPN, the NFL, and its officials hate every team in the league.
January 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The thing I have learned from being a non-football fan on Sports Bluesky is that ESPN, the NFL, and its officials hate every team in the league.