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Callie 🥿🪨
@calligator.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl.
Amateur Birding Proselytizer.
Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her.
UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent.

Irregular practitioner of witch bathing in the midnight storms.

https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷
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EVERYONE IS CHEEEEEKS
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For real though, I'm pretty sure the only violence I've advocated for is against diseases, the concept of time itself, and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for not giving Best Music to John Powell for How To Train Your Dragon...
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Bye Week Part II felt like a good opportunity for a gameday fit that betrayed no allegiance, to allow for easy shifting of rooting interests 💚🩷
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
VANDY PLAYOFF HOPES NOT DEAD YET
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
CORRECTION: RH < FVoCB!!!
Road Huskies = Fickell Vote of Confidence Badgers???
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
DIEGO PAVIA JUMP PASS LET'S GOOOO
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Bad shit, Jedd.
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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just want to be clear that dj durkin sucks too
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Bonus Vandy football: Hooray, beautiful, EXCELSIOR!!

Bonus Auburn football: Gross, wtf, WHO'S EVEN IN CHARGE AROUND HERE?!
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Are there MULTIPLE kicking specialists named Atticus in the B1G this season?!
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh. Wow. What a shock. ayfkm
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
All the homies hate the Turf Monster 😠
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
EAT SHIT DJ DURKIN
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Can you imagine this Vandy team but with a defense?
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Road Huskies = Fickell Vote of Confidence Badgers???
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY???
QUACK QUACK FUCKING QUACK
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Absolutely, give me "snap over the punter's head" for the play that provides the final margin
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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It's perfect
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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college football is cinema
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
ATTICUS MOTHERFUCKING SAPPINGTON 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
DUCKS YOU GOTTA GO FURTHER DOWN FIELD THAN THAT
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
DIEGOOOOOOO
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
That is not a conversion. Is it a penalty, though?
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
KICK IT, KIRK. I HAVE NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES, IT'S JUST THE RIGHT CALL
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ducks, plz
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM