Bokonon’s Prophet
@californiapizza.kitchen
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists.
“Loser”
He/Him
“Loser”
He/Him
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🧊 snatched a family and left some critters behind 💔 I’m fostering two kittens and their mama, working on getting them care. We got mama set up for spay and vet check up tomorrow, and gonna take it from there! Hoping to raise $ to help cover ongoing care costs. Ty! Miigwetch!
January 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
🧊 snatched a family and left some critters behind 💔 I’m fostering two kittens and their mama, working on getting them care. We got mama set up for spay and vet check up tomorrow, and gonna take it from there! Hoping to raise $ to help cover ongoing care costs. Ty! Miigwetch!
Jacob Frey with his comprehensive plan to get ICE out of Minneapolis
January 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Jacob Frey with his comprehensive plan to get ICE out of Minneapolis
Jacob Frey meeting with national reporters who don’t know anything about his failures
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Jacob Frey meeting with national reporters who don’t know anything about his failures
Jacob Frey when a national news org calls him to talk about ICE
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Jacob Frey when a national news org calls him to talk about ICE
Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE
Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE
Jacob Frey and Tim Walz doing press interviews today
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Jacob Frey and Tim Walz doing press interviews today
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Worst Joe Walsh is just making things up
A message I just got from a buddy of mine, who’s a long time Democratic Party campaign consultant: “This Sydney Sweeney thing is the kind of thing that turns men away from our party. It’s why men think our party is weak & insane.”
My response to him? “Fuck yea it is. You are exactly right.”
My response to him? “Fuck yea it is. You are exactly right.”
July 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Worst Joe Walsh is just making things up
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Is calling a woman a “c*nt” or a gay Hispanic man “burrito girl,” or another woman a “slut wannabe” inline with your values? Because from what I can tell, you’re just an incel with a badge.
June 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Is calling a woman a “c*nt” or a gay Hispanic man “burrito girl,” or another woman a “slut wannabe” inline with your values? Because from what I can tell, you’re just an incel with a badge.
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this is such an important point. i do not think that the typical american understands that for most of their lives, someone like james madison or george washington or thomas jefferson was *surrounded* by black people.
A big point in my Founders in American memory class is that the visual culture of the 19th century whitewashed the era of the revolution out of recognition. I ask students if there were Black soldiers at Yorktown and if anything they describe back the Trumbull painting.
can’t overstate how shoddy the actual work is. “the framers didn’t think black people counted in the constitutional order” falls apart with a single question: “well what did they think about all the free blacks that most of them lived around, encountered, and even hired for work?”
June 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
this is such an important point. i do not think that the typical american understands that for most of their lives, someone like james madison or george washington or thomas jefferson was *surrounded* by black people.
It’s fascist behavior to make kids swear an oath every morning.
A pledge of allegiance to the US every morning before school sounds kinda batshit insane when you think about it.
June 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It’s fascist behavior to make kids swear an oath every morning.
Big things happening in the Greater Wedge Area. Loon Dispensary targeted to open in mid-July at 28th and Lyndale
June 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Big things happening in the Greater Wedge Area. Loon Dispensary targeted to open in mid-July at 28th and Lyndale
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Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames.
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames.
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The entire contract was very front loaded, and something like 80-90% has already been paid in terms of contract stuff.
Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames.
June 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The entire contract was very front loaded, and something like 80-90% has already been paid in terms of contract stuff.
I’ll never take the subway because you can’t buy a car at a subway station.
This should be the final word on the subway and the wimps who are afraid of it www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’ll never take the subway because you can’t buy a car at a subway station.
Remember those books you could buy at gas stations of a metro area that would give you grid coordinates on a certain page
I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time
June 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Remember those books you could buy at gas stations of a metro area that would give you grid coordinates on a certain page
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My senator @amyklobuchar.com @klobuchar.senate.gov keeps on a-ridin’ that fascist appeasement train!
The Senate just voted 67-32 to confirm Lori Chavez-DeRemer as labor secretary, which means a lot of Dems voted for her. During a fucking constitutional crisis.
March 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My senator @amyklobuchar.com @klobuchar.senate.gov keeps on a-ridin’ that fascist appeasement train!
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David Sacks in a suit looks like a late Soviet-era Warsaw Pact country leader.
We need to talk about this shady stealing of YOUR money! www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/t...
Trump Signs Order to Create a ‘Crypto Reserve’ (Gift Article)
The first-of-its-kind reserve will be anchored by a stash of Bitcoin the government already owns, estimated to be worth billions of dollars.
www.nytimes.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
David Sacks in a suit looks like a late Soviet-era Warsaw Pact country leader.
Elon taking out Twitter because Trump told him to
March 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Elon taking out Twitter because Trump told him to