Caldwell Murchfield
@caldmurchfield.bsky.social
Jovial eccentric. Usually befuddled. Older than most people. Here to spread merriment.
"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
#WhatICantStopDoingIs Breaking into the houses of my estranged relatives, and pleasuring myself with their oven mitts.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
#WhatICantStopDoingIs Breaking into the houses of my estranged relatives, and pleasuring myself with their oven mitts.
#TruthBeKnown The German shepherd was paid to walk into a left hook and take a dive in the fourth round.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
#TruthBeKnown The German shepherd was paid to walk into a left hook and take a dive in the fourth round.
#AtTheKrampusSecretSantaParty The wolpertinger was unable to feign delight when it received a pumpkin spice scented candle.
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
#AtTheKrampusSecretSantaParty The wolpertinger was unable to feign delight when it received a pumpkin spice scented candle.
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Same to you, my friend! Just make sure you're not left holding the bag! Cheers! 😃🦃 🍹
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Same to you, my friend! Just make sure you're not left holding the bag! Cheers! 😃🦃 🍹
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory The first time Karen demanded to see the manager.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory The first time Karen demanded to see the manager.
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory A friendly stranger lured all the town's children into his enchanted cornucopia, and they were never seen again after it disappeared.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory A friendly stranger lured all the town's children into his enchanted cornucopia, and they were never seen again after it disappeared.
Dinah Moe Hum,
Dinah Moe Hum,
Where's this dynamo comin' from?
I done spent three hours
And I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah Moe, Dinah Moe, Dinah Moe
From the Dinah Moe Hum.
Dinah Moe Hum,
Where's this dynamo comin' from?
I done spent three hours
And I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah Moe, Dinah Moe, Dinah Moe
From the Dinah Moe Hum.
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Dinah Moe Hum,
Dinah Moe Hum,
Where's this dynamo comin' from?
I done spent three hours
And I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah Moe, Dinah Moe, Dinah Moe
From the Dinah Moe Hum.
Dinah Moe Hum,
Where's this dynamo comin' from?
I done spent three hours
And I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah Moe, Dinah Moe, Dinah Moe
From the Dinah Moe Hum.
I found this taped to my front door yesterday. I have never met Theresa, and my only question is, "Are you nuts?" I plan to be snug in my bed when they start without me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I found this taped to my front door yesterday. I have never met Theresa, and my only question is, "Are you nuts?" I plan to be snug in my bed when they start without me.
It was #AlmostOver until faith overcame the negative waves.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It was #AlmostOver until faith overcame the negative waves.
Fluffly was #AlmostOver his fear of ducklings, but still had the occasional relapse.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fluffly was #AlmostOver his fear of ducklings, but still had the occasional relapse.
Me, running away from my problems...
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me, running away from my problems...
That was no accident. It was done #OnPurpose. Somebody didn't want us delivering the stripper to the captain's retirement party.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That was no accident. It was done #OnPurpose. Somebody didn't want us delivering the stripper to the captain's retirement party.
It's always a thrill when cedar waxwings stop to raid the berry bushes while passing through to who knows where! 😃😊
@junkboxjim.bsky.social
@beancurling.bsky.social
@junkboxjim.bsky.social
@beancurling.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's always a thrill when cedar waxwings stop to raid the berry bushes while passing through to who knows where! 😃😊
@junkboxjim.bsky.social
@beancurling.bsky.social
@junkboxjim.bsky.social
@beancurling.bsky.social
Duty and humanity!
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Duty and humanity!
#SomeOddThingsIDo Teach people the proper way to buff a tortoise.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
#SomeOddThingsIDo Teach people the proper way to buff a tortoise.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
#IFeelLikeADunceWhen I steal a tree after drinking sixteen Jager bombs, and get busted because I pass out before I can get it back to my hotel room.
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
#IFeelLikeADunceWhen I steal a tree after drinking sixteen Jager bombs, and get busted because I pass out before I can get it back to my hotel room.
#JustLearned Why the guide warned us to stay with the group and not go off on our own.
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
#JustLearned Why the guide warned us to stay with the group and not go off on our own.
#JustLearned the correct way to keep my nose to the grindstone.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
#JustLearned the correct way to keep my nose to the grindstone.
#IMakeAnImpactBy providing job opportunities to children so they can help support their families.
November 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
#IMakeAnImpactBy providing job opportunities to children so they can help support their families.