Caleb
@calamiri.bsky.social
Professional Twink / Chicago 🏳️🌈
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Need someone to worry about me the way Oprah worried about Gayle dying in space.
April 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Need someone to worry about me the way Oprah worried about Gayle dying in space.
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Guess I gotta accept the pain.. Need a cigarette to make me feel better
April 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Guess I gotta accept the pain.. Need a cigarette to make me feel better
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When I join a mutual aid group and the only thing I can offer is queening out
May 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
When I join a mutual aid group and the only thing I can offer is queening out
Sometimes a menu item is so Allison Roman coded
March 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sometimes a menu item is so Allison Roman coded
Nancy Pelosi STUNS in new budget deal
March 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nancy Pelosi STUNS in new budget deal
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Need smartbar season pass
March 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Need smartbar season pass
god spoke to humanity through grimes in 2010-2015 and then was never heard from again
February 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
god spoke to humanity through grimes in 2010-2015 and then was never heard from again
I hate tall guys bc their chest is in my face. Whatever you say tits McGee 🫡
February 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I hate tall guys bc their chest is in my face. Whatever you say tits McGee 🫡
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Hate when a hot guy is STRAIGHT!!!!
February 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hate when a hot guy is STRAIGHT!!!!
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Do you ever get offended by the type of men that hit on you???
January 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Do you ever get offended by the type of men that hit on you???
They should make a terminal for people who travel more than 1x per year outside of the holidays and also haven’t had a traumatic brain injury in the past 72 hours
December 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
They should make a terminal for people who travel more than 1x per year outside of the holidays and also haven’t had a traumatic brain injury in the past 72 hours
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do u think they had an intimacy coordinator
December 21, 2024 at 3:11 PM
do u think they had an intimacy coordinator
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i need to fuck a guy with a mustache about this
December 15, 2024 at 4:14 AM
i need to fuck a guy with a mustache about this
Wearing tortured poets dept. merch is TOO LOUD
December 13, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Wearing tortured poets dept. merch is TOO LOUD
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awooga! hummina hummina hummina bazoing
*eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, then turn to the audience and proclaim in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a man!”*
*eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, then turn to the audience and proclaim in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a man!”*
December 9, 2024 at 11:21 PM
awooga! hummina hummina hummina bazoing
*eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, then turn to the audience and proclaim in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a man!”*
*eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, then turn to the audience and proclaim in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a man!”*
If he’s a serial killer then what’s the worst that could happen to a girl who’s already hurt?
December 9, 2024 at 7:57 PM
If he’s a serial killer then what’s the worst that could happen to a girl who’s already hurt?
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If it’s not clear yet, the hot guy is not the gunman. The actual shooter did not appear to have a beautiful olive skin tone and strong fertile eyebrows when he was ordering his latte at Starbucks. NYPD intel sucks. If they had just one non-closeted thirsty gay guy on the squad they would know this.
December 5, 2024 at 7:12 PM
If it’s not clear yet, the hot guy is not the gunman. The actual shooter did not appear to have a beautiful olive skin tone and strong fertile eyebrows when he was ordering his latte at Starbucks. NYPD intel sucks. If they had just one non-closeted thirsty gay guy on the squad they would know this.
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
It’s so jarring to see a straight man’s Spotify wrapped
December 4, 2024 at 2:42 PM
It’s so jarring to see a straight man’s Spotify wrapped