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I’m gay but I have a girlfriend.
The concept of a woman named Janice with the username @/janaughty.
August 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Need to know a guy whose last name is Hamilton so I can call him Hamiltoe.
August 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
July 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
personslaughter bc women can be victims of murder too.
July 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We’re gonna hear Lady Gaga sing burqa again in Aura.
June 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why does it sound like Justin Bieber is more comfortable in using clocking in a sentence than I am?
June 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Barbress asked me what I use to make my hair curly and I said my fingers.
June 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
All of the island gyals are out in roland garros smh… this is the racism they talk about in the bible.
May 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’m only an otaku 4 u, only an otaku 4 u, 4 u, 4 u.
May 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Newjeans Hanni finds work as a shot girl after the group announced its hiatus.
May 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They say if the pope hails from your city you get to call shotgun on salvation.
May 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When I join a mutual aid group and the only thing I can offer is queening out
May 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The way I could really excuse murder but not bigotry.
April 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
DJing is the sadist’s profession.
April 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
If I accidentally bite my lip one more time…
April 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Guess I gotta accept the pain.. Need a cigarette to make me feel better
April 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Gayle must think she was able to do that because of merit when really it’s because she’s been eating Oprah’s second pair of yappers.
Gayle King Defends 11-Minute Space Flight After ‘Disrespectful’ Backlash:

"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
Gayle King Defends 'Expensive' 11-Minute Space Flight After 'Disrespectful' Backlash
Gayle King defends Blue Origin space flight after herself, Katy Perry, and the other participants received backlash for going to space for 11 minutes.
rollingstone.com
April 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Need someone to worry about me the way Oprah worried about Gayle dying in space.
April 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The hold she has on me is findom-like.
April 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Got an A- on captcha 🍾.
March 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
When his hobbies include playing chess with other men at Whole Foods 😍.
March 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Burritito would be such a good name for a grandfather.
March 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Fuck Barack Obama. lol
Black people are not here to perform optics for your comfort. The Obamas showed up and told everyone how dangerous putting 47 in office would be and to take action back when this could have been prevented. People didn't listen
March 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Clairo the Nicki ender music.apple.com/us/album/rac...
RACECAR (feat. Clairo, Coco & Clair Clair) by Deaton Chris Anthony on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 2:50
music.apple.com
March 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Getting haunted in a 500 sq ft must be a bitch.
February 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM