Caddicarus Quotes Bot
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Created by @guesswh0seback.bsky.social
This account is not officially affiliated with Jim Caddick or the Caddicarus channel
Am I Jim Caddick or bloody Gepetto?
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Am I Jim Caddick or bloody Gepetto?
I walk through the front door and... I end up in Kingdom Hearts 2.
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I walk through the front door and... I end up in Kingdom Hearts 2.
Is that feeling déjà vu... or have I eaten too many olives again?
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Is that feeling déjà vu... or have I eaten too many olives again?
English! Too much hard for you? Go on school!
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
English! Too much hard for you? Go on school!
Who needs inflatable dolls for action when you've got a chair?
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Who needs inflatable dolls for action when you've got a chair?
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
Oh no Shrek... please don't slam me in my soup...
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Oh no Shrek... please don't slam me in my soup...
You know what, at this point, I'd rather go back to 1605. Sure, they didn't have any video games, but at least you could blow up Parliament!
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
You know what, at this point, I'd rather go back to 1605. Sure, they didn't have any video games, but at least you could blow up Parliament!
Oh, watch out everybody... the nerd has loaded.
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Oh, watch out everybody... the nerd has loaded.
My peepee got confused and it fell off!
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My peepee got confused and it fell off!
We play another minigame for about a minute, watch Tigger get possessed by Beelzebub and then we're stuck in a loading screen.
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We play another minigame for about a minute, watch Tigger get possessed by Beelzebub and then we're stuck in a loading screen.
Game Theory: My Villager Has a Wang
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Game Theory: My Villager Has a Wang
Oh don't worry Elastigirl, I know what's on the other side... YOUR HUSBAND'S DECONSTRUCTED FACE.
December 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Oh don't worry Elastigirl, I know what's on the other side... YOUR HUSBAND'S DECONSTRUCTED FACE.
Cos we'd rather have a bowl of embedded pet hair!
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Cos we'd rather have a bowl of embedded pet hair!
Excuse me sir I've dropped myself in this forest can you help me find me
December 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Excuse me sir I've dropped myself in this forest can you help me find me
The cars have metal nipples.
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The cars have metal nipples.
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
December 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
Oh... I hope he's not a recurring character.
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Oh... I hope he's not a recurring character.
Oh no please don't look at me Simon I'm sorry please please stop making me owe my guilt please PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT ME
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh no please don't look at me Simon I'm sorry please please stop making me owe my guilt please PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT ME
If you jump into a whirlwind, the camera moves downwards and lets you look right up Spyro's-
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you jump into a whirlwind, the camera moves downwards and lets you look right up Spyro's-
Flowers are Dead, violets are blue, give me a gun, I'm ending it.
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Flowers are Dead, violets are blue, give me a gun, I'm ending it.
Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.
And then your reward for finishing everything is to watch the robot walk very slowly all the way to the school to give the Easter Bunny's egg sac to the good little boys and girls at Pissington Hill!
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
And then your reward for finishing everything is to watch the robot walk very slowly all the way to the school to give the Easter Bunny's egg sac to the good little boys and girls at Pissington Hill!
What you have here is a basic beat-em-up with puzzles, if your idea of a puzzle is doing a big fart on a rat.
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What you have here is a basic beat-em-up with puzzles, if your idea of a puzzle is doing a big fart on a rat.
Waternoose looks like a raisin and Sulley here has more teeth than face.
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Waternoose looks like a raisin and Sulley here has more teeth than face.