Caddicarus Quotes Bot
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Cos we'd rather have a bowl of embedded pet hair!
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Cos we'd rather have a bowl of embedded pet hair!
Excuse me sir I've dropped myself in this forest can you help me find me
December 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Excuse me sir I've dropped myself in this forest can you help me find me
The cars have metal nipples.
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The cars have metal nipples.
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
December 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
Oh... I hope he's not a recurring character.
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Oh... I hope he's not a recurring character.
Oh no please don't look at me Simon I'm sorry please please stop making me owe my guilt please PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT ME
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh no please don't look at me Simon I'm sorry please please stop making me owe my guilt please PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT ME
If you jump into a whirlwind, the camera moves downwards and lets you look right up Spyro's-
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you jump into a whirlwind, the camera moves downwards and lets you look right up Spyro's-
Flowers are Dead, violets are blue, give me a gun, I'm ending it.
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Flowers are Dead, violets are blue, give me a gun, I'm ending it.
Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.
And then your reward for finishing everything is to watch the robot walk very slowly all the way to the school to give the Easter Bunny's egg sac to the good little boys and girls at Pissington Hill!
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
And then your reward for finishing everything is to watch the robot walk very slowly all the way to the school to give the Easter Bunny's egg sac to the good little boys and girls at Pissington Hill!
What you have here is a basic beat-em-up with puzzles, if your idea of a puzzle is doing a big fart on a rat.
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What you have here is a basic beat-em-up with puzzles, if your idea of a puzzle is doing a big fart on a rat.
Waternoose looks like a raisin and Sulley here has more teeth than face.
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Waternoose looks like a raisin and Sulley here has more teeth than face.
I have severe panic anxiety!
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I have severe panic anxiety!
So we dodge the shark for a while, unable to decide which fish I'm supposed to be scared of.
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So we dodge the shark for a while, unable to decide which fish I'm supposed to be scared of.
Move aside Kratos, Gingerbread Man has the better game!
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Move aside Kratos, Gingerbread Man has the better game!
Judging by this music... it sounds like we're off to Shrek's funeral.
December 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Judging by this music... it sounds like we're off to Shrek's funeral.
I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but that doesn't apply if your head is the size of Saturn!
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but that doesn't apply if your head is the size of Saturn!
I'm not sure what's more sad though, the fact that we're now technically homeless or that somebody opened a shop that's very nearly "Wang's Delicious".
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm not sure what's more sad though, the fact that we're now technically homeless or that somebody opened a shop that's very nearly "Wang's Delicious".
Actually, is this how old you need to be to play the game or how many years in prison you'll get for child abuse?
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Actually, is this how old you need to be to play the game or how many years in prison you'll get for child abuse?
Cars 2 begins with literal car genocide!
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Cars 2 begins with literal car genocide!
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, chubby little cubby with BLACK DEAD EYES
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, chubby little cubby with BLACK DEAD EYES
There is such a thing as too much gum, and that is it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
There is such a thing as too much gum, and that is it.
You know what an anagram of nicest is? Incest.
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You know what an anagram of nicest is? Incest.
Get your weird cloned granny lovers off of my porch!
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Get your weird cloned granny lovers off of my porch!
You are so committed to this jump arc that you've practically had kids with it by the time you land.
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You are so committed to this jump arc that you've practically had kids with it by the time you land.