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Caddicarus Quotes Bot
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Posts a random quote from a Caddicarus video every 6 hours. Created by @guesswh0seback.bsky.social This account is not officially affiliated with Jim Caddick or the Caddicarus channel
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 2h
Hi! I'm compost!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 8h
I'm not sure what's more sad though, the fact that we're now technically homeless or that somebody opened a shop that's very nearly "Wang's Delicious".
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 14h
Flowers are Dead, violets are blue, give me a gun, I'm ending it.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 20h
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 1d
I'm British, which means you probably hate me.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 1d
Mummy, I don't want to play anymore.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 1d
Now shut up and eat your Peppa chops.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 1d
I'm a viavealoninist!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 2d
WHO CALLED THEMSELVES HALALMEAT?!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 2d
It feels like the second coming of Christ, and the first coming was already pretty good.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 2d
Tarzan has post-traumatic flashbacks to his days in the Korean War.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 2d
GITCY: it's good for your spleen!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 3d
Welcome to my Arabian toilet!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 3d
Are you telling me the Xbox 360 is struggling to run this frog, and children that have been DIPPED IN WAX?!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 3d
Everyone knows who Jetix Magazine is!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 3d
Get outta there, Tomb Raider, Shrek's got some treasure to find!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 4d
My peepee got confused and it fell off!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 4d
I want cumpy!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 4d
This game controls like urinary incontinence: it's just constantly freaking out and completely unable to hold itself.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 4d
Oh don't worry Elastigirl, I know what's on the other side... YOUR HUSBAND'S DECONSTRUCTED FACE.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 5d
Hey, have you seen my shoes? They're not answering my texts.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 5d
That's foam, not a phone.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 5d
Oh no Shrek... please don't slam me in my soup...
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 5d
This game controls like urinary incontinence: it's just constantly freaking out and completely unable to hold itself.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 6d
Hey Siri... cut the cord...
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