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Cacao Byproduct
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🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧️ Writer, artist, musician, immigration stuff
NB & ND (#ActuallyAutistic #ActuallyADHD) any pronouns tbh vampire alien cat robot

Not male, not female, but a secret, third thing

Sourdough fundamentalist

Views my own only
Pinned
Yuri Manga recommendation thread

Criteria:
I want something pleasant to read with interesting art
I prefer stories about adults (I don't like school stories)
I prefer something substantive - not necessarily serious, just something interesting and not generic
Disfavor male gaze or creepy shit
Man maybe the towns in Castlevania wouldn’t be attacked as often if they didn’t insist on making all their towns so creepy and gloomy
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Omg so it’s canon that Sypha and Trevor are having sex
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Omg if Trevor Belmont smells so bad why not take a bath???
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Alucard’s cooking show
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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🦃
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Omg Sypha and Trevor Belmont flirting
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Omg I just realized why I like running with hiking socks

I have bad hand and foot circulation and have corpse cold feet and hands

So my feet don’t get too warm coz I am the walking dead
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Enya, every man saying all he can is never an issue, so many of them will say it ALL
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Rice Krispy Threats

They’ll snap crackle and pop ya if you don’t do what they say
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ngl the humans in Castlevania aren’t very sympathetic
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ngl the Castlevania vampires are as usual so queer coded

Why is Dracula boss vamp tho
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Emma Thompson in a thriller horror
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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theory on why so many nonbinary tfems also consider themselves woman adjacent in some way (even if its like nonbinary lesbian) or like fem gay/bi is b/c "legible androgynous nonbinary modes" are "boy-coded" by society & so this alone still ties nonbinary tfems to an implicit maleness they dont want
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Gonna celebrate trans day belatedly by watching some Ghost in the Shell

I think Masamune Shirow weirdly cishetnormed his own creation in the manga where it’s so very very trans
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Progressive and conservative pundits are like different flavors of soda sold by the same Coca Cola co
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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This is OLD. Lore

But yeah I’m never forgetting Yglesias Julia Ioffe mocking and crying about people being challenged for passports and calling me an over reactor …

While Bouie defended it

And all of them bragging about deleting the evidence
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I am so opinionated about bread baking but tbh I can’t shape for shit and therefore certain textures and prettinesses are not in my arsenal

Have any of y’all gone to a good course on baking?
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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HAPPY THERIZGIVNG DAY!!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The mexicanidad and general latinidad of LA is so apparent that all the people Strava said did the run with me all have Latino names
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Wolf by the foot
Wolf obsessed with fruit by the foot
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ooh imagine a Parmesan or pecorino foam topping
My holiday hot take is this: If your pumpkin pie serves only as a whipped cream delivery device, you're doing it wrong.

Triple the spices and use a graham cracker crust (maybe even a ginger snap crust!). You're welcome.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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The US has attacked Haiti multiple times. They occupied the country for 2 decades. They stole Haiti's entire gold reserves and rewrote their constitution. They've installed dictatorships.

They've kept the country in poverty and instability and now have the audacity to refuse refugees
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
On running analysis, marathon training, though it favors a slightly slower more sustainable pace, doesn’t seem to have slowed down my 5k pace

That is much more impacted by my weight gain, where my run time increase largely tracks weight gain (with a bit of running condition loss frm my 5k PB)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
In Yellowjackets if older the thighs calves and feet wild go to the law students coz they would call dibs on

MYLEGS
Bar exam student going for a run, scribbling notes on their lower limbs

All to remember

MYLEGS
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM