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📍Portland, OR
herb alpert and the tijuana brass concert video (final) no. 3:

THIS MAN IS 90 YEARS OLD. IT’S ALMOST TOO INSPIRING
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
herb alpert and the tijuana brass concert video no. 2:

the best keyboard part in the world? (sound on)
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
herb alpert and the tijuana brass concert video no. 1:

yes. yes. spanish flea live. i didn’t even know this was possible. listen to that solid band. what a treat
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i was so excited to learn that the best power bank out there might have inexplicably been haribo gummy bear branded….

…but now, disaster 😭 RIP sweet confusing prince

cc @seanhollister.bsky.social and @lopatto.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
this place looks really awesome but it drives my brain bonkers that the icon for “capes” is a meeple and the icon for “crepes” is a boba tea??? why are you doing this to me
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
full disclosure i also used it to generate this “YES” which is so useful hahah
November 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i always enjoy a sensible chuckle at the sight gag of the peasant round being $5.80
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
just fyi, violet and her friend came back from trick or treating with three (3) potatoes
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
teens show up, one dressed as garth from wayne’s world (!). they’re very nice and choose good candy.

teen: “happy halloween! oh, before i go, i have to give you this political propaganda.”

other teen: “dude!! stop!! i keep telling you it’s not propaganda if it’s true!!!”

(me: *a feeling of hope*)
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
(trivia: you can turn on HDR for screen captures! but good luck sharing it to anyone: slack eats it, bluesky eats it, and honestly i’m not even sure if that iCloud link will keep it 😭)
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
bluesky did ya dirty
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
at least they’re good at accepting responsibility for their mistakes
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i was leaving the office and an amazon driver literally burst into the lobby vibrating with excitement telling me to come see this. i love a simple shared human moment more than you can imagine (i also love nods and waves with strangers)
October 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
now *that* was a rainbow.
October 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
digital signage
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
god dammit
October 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
maybe more of a french-canadian headstone joke?
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Cabel can you confirm wording? Also, lower case? Thx —TC

i love a good social media manager copy/paste goof. "And then confirming copy:"
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
good shirt
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
sorry i meant to post this bubsy photo. it’s fine
October 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
all the stars were out at the portland retro gaming expo
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
golden age
October 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
NO PROBLEM
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
golden era of bumper stickers
October 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM