Freddie
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Freddie
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Watching Ziggy’s Christmas special. I forgot about this one
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working — theonion.com/ram-will-sto...
Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
DUBOIS, WY—Saying the one-size-fits-all approach had yet to let him down, a local ram told reporters Thursday that he would stop headbutting things when headbutting things stopped working. “Say what y...
theonion.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s moderately unsettling to hear Casey Kaysem count down the top xmas songs on the radio in 2025 since he’s been gone for over a decade
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Santa says Starbucks gift cards are a NO, NO, NO!

Baristas are striking because Starbucks refuses to remedy 100s of unfair labor practices and negotiate a fair contract.
Stand with workers by skipping Starbucks gift cards. #NoContractNoCoffee

solidaritywithbaristas.org
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I realize as a kid Saab cars were super common where I lived & that was apparently not the case other places. I thought 9000’s were just the car yuppies drove
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Came to ShopRite for the cold cuts, left with more sweet hot wheels
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pro tip: if you know where there’s a Honeybaked Ham store, they can sell you a hambone for soup! All you need to do is ask & they’ll sell it to you. Comes in handy for Sunday night Pea soup
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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The Internet is becoming increasingly unreliable. Buy books and read them.
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Well, my mechanic retired, with is a good thing since he’s been neglecting some kind of arterial blockage. Unfortunately that means I need to find a Diagnostician & transmission guy now. 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Decided to keep Journalism & 2nd class mail alive & subscribed to The Onion 👍🏿
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Eco sport: neither eco nor sport
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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“I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.”

– Henry David Thoreau
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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we heard you were talking shit
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Seems about right
How dogs were born: 10,000 years ago a man dropped a piece of meat by accident in his kitchen, then a wolf found it and was like, “I’m gonna follow this dude around and hope he drops more”
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Take the Mrs out to see Macy Gray for her birthday & find out that it’s been postponed & I didn’t get the email telling me 🤦🏻‍♂️ until I got there
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I don’t know where they came from but I’ve seen at least 3 different Dodge Raiders (the rebadged Mitsubishi suv) buzzing around town!
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I’m surprised that there hadn’t been a Star Trek LEGO thing before!this’d go great next to the death star set
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Being who you are is punk as fuck.
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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The church is the people, not the building. And like the church, a country is the people, not the land. When you hate the people you hate the country.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Am I the only one who enjoys candy corn?
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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If you're taking to the streets to protest today, know your rights.
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM