Matthew Cooper
@c00per-m.bsky.social
Audience Editor at The Independent. NYC.
Views very much my own.
Views very much my own.
Arsenal
a bald man with a red bow tie says " it is happening again "
ALT: a bald man with a red bow tie says " it is happening again "
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February 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Arsenal
Is this the Super Bowl equivalent of when Germany beat Brazil 7-1?
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Is this the Super Bowl equivalent of when Germany beat Brazil 7-1?
Absolute head-loss masterclass from Allison today
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Absolute head-loss masterclass from Allison today
Kai Havertz scores again
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Kai Havertz scores again
Gabriel Jesus scoring those Thierry Henry goals again
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Gabriel Jesus scoring those Thierry Henry goals again
Every time Arsenal play in the Champions League they look like they could win it. Every time they play in the Premier League they look not like that at all.
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Every time Arsenal play in the Champions League they look like they could win it. Every time they play in the Premier League they look not like that at all.
Arsenal just going to keep failing to punish Manchester City and when they inevitably go on their 10 game winning run and win the league they will be like 🤷♂️ ‘what are we supposed to do?!’
January 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Arsenal just going to keep failing to punish Manchester City and when they inevitably go on their 10 game winning run and win the league they will be like 🤷♂️ ‘what are we supposed to do?!’
Going to be really funny (infuriating) when Man City win the league because of Semenyo turning out to be player of the season and Guehi coming in to shore up the defence
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Going to be really funny (infuriating) when Man City win the league because of Semenyo turning out to be player of the season and Guehi coming in to shore up the defence
Have never trusted a player less than Madueke to score a penalty
January 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Have never trusted a player less than Madueke to score a penalty
Reposted by Matthew Cooper
College Campus Tour Ends Inside Unmarked ICE Vehicle https://theonion.com/college-campus-tour-ends-inside-unmarked-ice-vehicle/
January 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
College Campus Tour Ends Inside Unmarked ICE Vehicle https://theonion.com/college-campus-tour-ends-inside-unmarked-ice-vehicle/
All-timer terrible shootout from Everton there
January 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM
All-timer terrible shootout from Everton there
It’s going to really sting when Liverpool score a late winner again.
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
It’s going to really sting when Liverpool score a late winner again.
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DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
Calling a woman driving her car at walking speed ‘an act of domestic terrorism’ is certainly a choice.
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Calling a woman driving her car at walking speed ‘an act of domestic terrorism’ is certainly a choice.
Two points dropped my Man City, if Arteta has Arsenal playing struggleball tomorrow I swear to god.
January 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Two points dropped my Man City, if Arteta has Arsenal playing struggleball tomorrow I swear to god.
Due process isn’t real
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Due process isn’t real
If you plant sesame seeds how do you know if it will grow a burger bun or a bagel?
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you plant sesame seeds how do you know if it will grow a burger bun or a bagel?
Arsenal simply cannot keep getting away with this. Living so dangerously.
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Arsenal simply cannot keep getting away with this. Living so dangerously.
That was tough and turgid stuff. Arsenal not playing like a team who have had a week off.
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That was tough and turgid stuff. Arsenal not playing like a team who have had a week off.
Benson Boone having the most annoying song of 2024 and 2025 is pretty impressive by the way.
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Benson Boone having the most annoying song of 2024 and 2025 is pretty impressive by the way.
Romero a fucking idiot isn’t he
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Romero a fucking idiot isn’t he